Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.13-a0-70-g45b42a8 (webtiles) character file. 56207 darkbubble the Executioner (level 14, 0/101 HPs) Began as a Hill Orc Priest on Mar 23, 2013. Was an Elder of Beogh (penitent). Shot with a bolt by an orc knight (6 damage) ... on Level 13 of the Dungeon on Apr 2, 2013. The game lasted 05:17:01 (29429 turns). darkbubble the Executioner (Hill Orc Priest) Turns: 29429, Time: 05:17:01 HP 0/101 AC 23 Str 17 (18) XL: 14 Next: 72% MP 24/24 EV 7 Int 13 God: *Beogh Gold 371 SH 0 Dex 13 Spells: 0 memorised, 13 levels left Res.Fire : + . . See Invis. : . I - +6,+2 battleaxe (chop) Res.Cold : . . . Warding : . d - +3 orc plate armour {rPois} Life Prot.: . . . Conserve : . (no shield) Res.Poison: + Res.Corr. : + V - +0 cap Res.Elec. : + Clarity : . P - +0 cloak Sust.Abil.: . . Spirit.Shd : . (no gloves) Res.Mut. : . Stasis : . E - +2 pair of dwarf boots Res.Rott. : . Ctrl.Telep.: . r - amulet "Fooloef" {rCorr rElec rF+ Acc+5} Saprovore : + . . Flight : . (no ring) (no ring) @: somewhat resistant to hostile enchantments, extremely unstealthy A: saprovore 1, EV +2, Dex +2 a: Renounce Religion You were on level 13 of the Dungeon. You worshipped Beogh. Beogh was demanding penance. You were not hungry. You visited 4 branches of the dungeon, and saw 26 of its levels. You collected 1896 gold pieces. You spent 1545 gold pieces at shops. Inventory: Hand weapons I - a +6,+2 battleaxe of chopping (weapon) Missiles o - a pie T - 2 throwing nets (quivered) Armour d - a +3 orcish plate armour of poison resistance (worn) E - a +2 pair of dwarven boots (worn) P - a +0 cloak (worn) V - a +0 cap (worn) Magical devices e - a wand of digging (18) {unknown} j - a wand of polymorph (11) l - a wand of flame (9) p - a wand of disintegration (13) q - a wand of enslavement (13) w - a wand of slowing (7) {unknown} C - a wand of fire (7) {unknown} D - a wand of flame (5) L - a wand of frost (18) {unknown} M - a wand of confusion (7) {unknown} O - a wand of lightning (4) {unknown} U - a wand of flame (8) Y - a wand of cold (7) {unknown} Z - a wand of fire (6) {unknown} Comestibles c - 4 meat rations k - 4 bread rations s - 3 honeycombs H - 13 sultanas Scrolls f - 2 scrolls of fear g - 7 scrolls of remove curse m - a scroll of blinking t - a scroll of fog v - a scroll of holy word {unknown} x - a scroll of curse jewellery {unknown} z - a scroll of enchant armour K - 2 scrolls of teleportation Q - a scroll of magic mapping S - a scroll of identify W - a scroll of vulnerability {unknown} Jewellery a - an uncursed ring of life protection {unknown} b - an uncursed ring of protection from cold {unknown} i - an uncursed amulet of guardian spirit {unknown} r - the amulet "Fooloef" (around neck) {rCorr rElec rF+ Acc+5} (You bought it in a shop on level 4 of the Orcish Mines) [amulet of resist corrosion] It affects your accuracy (+5). It protects you from fire. It insulates you from electricity. y - an uncursed amulet of warding {unknown} F - an uncursed ring of ice {unknown} Potions h - 3 potions of restore abilities A - 2 potions of might B - 4 potions of curing G - a potion of invisibility J - 2 potions of heal wounds N - 2 potions of cure mutation R - 2 potions of resistance {unknown} Books n - a book of Death Spells Type Level Corpse Rot Necromancy 2 Sublimation of Blood Necromancy 2 Agony Necromancy 5 Dispel Undead Necromancy 5 Excruciating Wounds Charms/Necromancy 5 Bolt of Draining Conjuration/Necromancy 6 Rods u - a +6 rod of destruction [fire] (13/13) (You found it on level 8 of the Lair of Beasts) Skills: - Level 2.4 Fighting * Level 25.1 Axes - Level 10.0 Throwing - Level 10.2 Armour - Level 0.7 Dodging Level 10.4 Shields - Level 6.0 Invocations You had 13 spell levels left. You didn't know any spells. Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations Branches: Dungeon (13/27) Temple (0/1) D:6 Orc (4/4) D:9 Elf (1/3) Orc:4 Lair (8/8) D:10 Shoals (0/5) Lair:5 Snake (0/5) Lair:5 Slime (0/6) Lair:6 Altars: Ashenzari Elyvilon Fedhas Makhleb Trog Vehumet Yredelemnul Zin the Shining One Beogh Shops: D:6: ? D:7: (= D:10: ! D:11: + Orc:4: =([? Portals: Hell: Lair:8 Trove: D:12 (give +3 gold dragon armour) Annotations D:2 1 exclusion D:7 1 exclusion Lair:2 exclusion: 4 oklob plants Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations You can tolerate rotten meat. You are surrounded by a mild repulsion field (EV +2). You have a somewhat thin skeletal structure (Dex +2, Stlth). Message History * * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * * Things that are here: a bolt; an arrow The orc warrior throws an orcish club. The orcish club hits you! * * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * * Things that are here: an orcish club; an arrow Read which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit) Okay, then. You found a bolt trap! A two-headed ogre skeleton comes into view. The orc knight shoots a bolt. The bolt hits you! * * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * * The orc warrior unwields an uncursed orcish great mace. The orc warrior wields an uncursed bow. The orc warrior shoots an arrow. The arrow hits you! * * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * * You see here an arrow. The orc knight shoots a bolt. The bolt hits you! You die... #o######## .#.#.# #oo.))(()#######.#.#.## ####)###o##..^......... #.# #....#o......... #.# #...###....Z...# #.....#..#....#.#..# ###.####...#..#.# .# #........(....# .# #.####...#@.#....# ##.##..#.##.# ##.##..#.# .# #..##..#.# .# . #. #.###..#.##.###.... ###.####.###.>...<.....#. ..........##.............# ##..##.........##.###.### ..#...........## .###... You could see an orc knight. Vanquished Creatures The ghost of mamga the Cruncher, a powerful DgGl (Lair:3) A hydra (Lair:8) An orc high priest (Orc:4) A death yak (Lair:3) A centaur warrior (D:13) A sun demon (Lair:8) An orc knight (D:13) An orc sorcerer (Orc:3) An elephant slug (Lair:8) 3 elephants 4 spiny frogs 13 ugly things (D:13) A hill giant zombie (D:8) 5 komodo dragons 3 trolls 2 two-headed ogres 4 blink frogs A grizzly bear (Lair:3) 2 brown oozes (Lair:6) 14 yaks 2 fire drakes A wyvern (D:11) A redback (Lair:7) A mottled dragon (D:11) 8 hippogriffs 6 war dogs A necrophage (D:7) A deep elf priest (Orc:4) 2 wandering mushrooms A manticore skeleton (D:9) 3 sky beasts 8 orc warriors A giant goldfish (Lair:6) A centaur (Lair:5) A rotting devil (Lair:8) A boring beetle (Lair:6) 3 ogres 3 crocodiles 8 giant frogs A warg (D:13) A lava worm (Lair:8) 3 giant slugs 2 agate snails 7 water moccasins 2 jellyfish (Lair:6) 5 killer bees A lava fish (D:10) A big kobold zombie (D:7) 5 hounds A goliath beetle (D:13) A big fish (Lair:6) 5 orc priests 2 lava snakes (D:10) 3 crimson imps A deep elf soldier (Elf:1) An iguana (Lair:3) 2 orange rats (Lair:3) A hound skeleton (D:7) 2 scorpions 7 orc wizards 5 worker ants 5 porcupines 11 sheep A jelly (Lair:6) 16 adders 2 giant centipedes (Lair:2) 4 gnolls 13 green rats A giant centipede zombie (D:12) 3 giant mites 3 worms A giant eyeball (D:11) 5 giant geckos 22 orcs A ball python (D:3) 9 giant cockroaches 15 goblins 9 hobgoblins 23 jackals 9 quokkas 16 bats 7 giant newts A hobgoblin skeleton (D:7) 12 kobolds An orc skeleton (D:9) 18 rats 7 fungi 6 plants 394 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (collateral kills) Saint Roka (Orc:4) An orc warlord (Orc:4) 2 dire elephants (Lair:8) 3 hydras Erica (D:11) 4 death yaks (Lair:3) Erolcha (Orc:3) 2 deep elf knights (Elf:1) An iron troll (Orc:3) An unseen horror (D:8) An orc knight (Orc:4) A human zombie (Lair:8) A giant amoeba (Lair:6) A griffon zombie (D:12) A moth of wrath (D:5) A cyclops (Orc:4) 2 sixfirhies 2 elephant slugs 2 orange demons 7 hellwings 4 spiny frogs 7 elephants 2 feature mimics 4 slime creatures (D:12) An iron devil (Orc:4) 3 trolls 5 komodo dragons A smoke demon (Lair:8) 2 hill giant skeletons A queen bee (Orc:2) 5 blink frogs A two-headed ogre (D:10) 4 wandering mushrooms (Lair:2) 2 basilisks A wyvern (Lair:8) 2 deep elf conjurers (Elf:1) A shark (D:10) 2 chaos spawn (Orc:4) 2 hungry ghosts 2 fire drakes 21 yaks A ynoxinul (Orc:3) 4 hippogriffs A deep elf fighter (Elf:1) A steam dragon (D:9) 12 war dogs 2 manticores A redback (Lair:7) A cyclops zombie (D:10) 25 orc warriors A deep elf priest (Orc:4) 8 crocodiles A giant goldfish (Lair:5) 2 centaurs A sky beast (D:8) 2 phantoms A yak skeleton (D:11) 6 ogres 3 ice beasts 3 rotting devils (Lair:8) 9 giant frogs 2 giant slugs 5 water moccasins 4 nagas (Lair:6) A wolf (Lair:4) A deep elf mage (Orc:4) 8 agate snails A centaur skeleton (D:8) 3 wights (D:6) 21 killer bees A jellyfish (Lair:6) An eye of draining (D:9) A brain worm zombie (D:10) A goliath beetle (D:12) 4 crimson imps 3 hounds 3 iguanas 14 orc priests A shadow (D:12) 18 orc wizards 4 scorpions A deep elf soldier (Orc:4) 3 orange rats (Lair:3) 4 worker ants 4 porcupines An elf zombie (Orc:4) 9 sheep 2 jellies A goliath beetle zombie (D:5) 2 gnolls (D:7) 2 adders 2 giant centipedes 16 green rats A giant mite (Lair:5) An inept feature mimic (D:5) 2 ufetubi (Elf:1) 3 worms 2 giant eyeballs A giant gecko (D:4) 58 orcs 6 bats 6 hobgoblins 10 jackals 5 quokkas A ball python (D:3) 8 goblins A hobgoblin zombie (Orc:4) 3 kobolds An orc skeleton (D:8) 4 orc zombies 7 rats 4 bushes 3 fungi 7 plants 472 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (others) A wizard (Lair:8) 2 orc high priests (Orc:4) An orc sorcerer (Elf:1) 3 orc knights (Orc:4) 9 orc warriors 15 orc priests An elf zombie (Orc:4) 14 orc wizards 3 sheep (Lair:8) 116 orcs A rat (D:4) 166 creatures vanquished. Grand Total: 1032 creatures vanquished Notes Turn | Place | Note -------------------------------------------------------------- 0 | D:1 | darkbubble, the Hill Orc Priest, began the quest for the Orb. 0 | D:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 17/17 MP: 3/3 0 | D:1 | darkbubble: That ^ever happe^ed 0 | D:1 | darkbubble: You all halluci^ated it 5 | D:1 | Eclecticist: alrighty lol 5 | D:1 | vaudevillain: Oh it happened. 8 | D:1 | vaudevillain: We are deeply ashamed. 9 | D:1 | Eclecticist: must have been an acid flashback 11 | D:1 | frostHazard: I have no problem believing it was a haucination 33 | D:1 | frostHazard: I often wonder if this is 48 | D:1 | frostHazard: like this spiral 61 | D:1 | frostHazard: is it really happening 66 | D:1 | frostHazard: going outwards 72 | D:1 | frostHazard: I dont' know 110 | D:1 | frostHazard: no proof 123 | D:1 | frostHazard: it could be imagined 131 | D:1 | darkbubble: Fuck 132 | D:1 | Eclecticist: you'll be fine 133 | D:1 | Eclecticist: back up 1 square 133 | D:1 | Eclecticist: and fight 150 | D:1 | frostHazard: doom battle 154 | D:1 | Eclecticist: maybe not... 154 | D:1 | Arrhythmia: I NEED A HUNNERD BLACK COFFINS FOR A HUNNERD DEAD CRAWLERS 165 | D:1 | Acquired Beogh's second power 165 | D:1 | Reached XP level 2. HP: 7/24 MP: 5/5 168 | D:1 | Arrhythmia: I NEED A HUNNERD DEEP GRAVES SO I CAN LAY THEY ASSSS IN 277 | D:1 | Eclecticist: see? i totally believed in you 277 | D:1 | frostHazard: DEEP! 377 | D:1 | darkbubble: Whoo! 454 | D:1 | Arrhythmia: I NEED A HUNNERD BLACK CHEIBROS WITH SOME BLACK ADVICE TO GIVE FROM A HUNNERD BLACK HENZELLS WHILE WE SEND 'EM ALL TO DIS 454 | D:1 | Arrhythmia: okay i'm done 543 | D:1 | Reached skill level 5 in Axes 582 | D:1 | Eclecticist: praise jesus... PRAISE HIM 615 | D:1 | frostHazard: my praise go to GEGUG 660 | D:1 | Eclecticist: wear that 677 | D:1 | frostHazard: splunt mulllll 677 | D:1 | vaudevillain: brb guise. don't die while I'm away, please, DB! 683 | D:1 | Eclecticist: kill that thing first lol 683 | D:1 | Eclecticist: it'll kill you 683 | D:1 | frostHazard: your red shoes look dashing darkbubble 683 | D:1 | darkbubble: I CA^'T USE THE ^ KEY 683 | D:1 | Eclecticist: OUCH 683 | D:1 | Eclecticist: that is a terrible burn 683 | D:1 | darkbubble: jk, I ca^ esc. :P 683 | D:1 | frostHazard: hahaha 683 | D:1 | frostHazard: darkbubble 683 | D:1 | frostHazard: you a trickster 683 | D:1 | darkbubble: Wait ^o I ca^'t 683 | D:1 | darkbubble: Oh shit 683 | D:1 | Eclecticist: LOL 683 | D:1 | frostHazard: but I already know this about you 683 | D:1 | Arrhythmia: oh my 683 | D:1 | frostHazard: what? 687 | D:1 | frostHazard: YAY 687 | D:1 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 25/29 MP: 7/7 726 | D:1 | Eclecticist: oh, ouch. you need 1 more str to fully take advantage of it 741 | D:1 | frostHazard: clver axemen 741 | D:1 | Eclecticist: YOU PICKED INT? 741 | D:1 | frostHazard: do cleaver things 741 | D:1 | darkbubble: Oh dam^ 741 | D:1 | VengefulCarrot: hi 741 | D:1 | frostHazard: with axes 741 | D:1 | darkbubble: Should I ^ot have? D: 741 | D:1 | VengefulCarrot: hi 773 | D:1 | VengefulCarrot: picking int isnt bad 779 | D:1 | Arrhythmia: hi 800 | D:1 | Eclecticist: you only needed 1 str to not have a penalty on your splint 800 | D:1 | frostHazard: cleaver was a subconcious pun 804 | D:1 | Arrhythmia: int is pretty good 815 | D:1 | vaudevillain: Back. 890 | D:1 | VengefulCarrot: its the opposite of bad 1048 | D:1 | Arrhythmia: and you'll hit 15 str 1048 | D:1 | Arrhythmia: at level 5 1072 | D:1 | Arrhythmia: because HO gets str every five levels 1146 | D:1 | VengefulCarrot: remember 1209 | D:1 | VengefulCarrot: get haste 1220 | D:1 | VengefulCarrot: thats all you need to remember 1431 | D:2 | frostHazard: I almost always go to dex for some reason 1439 | D:2 | frostHazard: like at an impulse 1547 | D:2 | frostHazard: more like a reflex 1550 | D:2 | Arrhythmia: dex IS better than Str 1596 | D:2 | Arrhythmia: and it means you aren't dexless 1596 | D:2 | Arrhythmia: like SOME people here 1596 | D:2 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 37/37 MP: 9/9 1608 | D:2 | Arrhythmia: now you're a dexhaver 1616 | D:2 | frostHazard: poison and hunger 1665 | D:2 | frostHazard: that's a sad state to imagine being in 1840 | D:2 | Arrhythmia: eat 1840 | D:2 | Arrhythmia: the snake 1840 | D:2 | frostHazard: yay now you're just starving 1840 | D:2 | frostHazard: much better 1842 | D:2 | Arrhythmia: what are you doing 1842 | D:2 | frostHazard: hahahahah 1842 | D:2 | darkbubble: PLACI^G EXCLUIO^S 1842 | D:2 | Arrhythmia: i don't understand 1842 | D:2 | frostHazard: the games yelling at you to eat 1862 | D:2 | vaudevillain: dang DB. 1869 | D:2 | vaudevillain: way to live on the edge. 1890 | D:2 | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas. 1975 | D:2 | frostHazard: she always lives on the edge 1986 | D:2 | frostHazard: it's part of why it'[s so fun to play vs games with her 1986 | D:2 | darkbubble: I did^'t choose the crawl life. 1986 | D:2 | darkbubble: It chose me 2040 | D:2 | Found a white marble altar of Elyvilon. 2045 | D:2 | frostHazard: yes, I afeel the same darkbubble 2088 | D:2 | Kintak: eat everything 2102 | D:2 | Acquired Beogh's third power 2116 | D:2 | vaudevillain: Oh, dude, yes. She's a blast in vs games. 2212 | D:2 | darkbubble: Tha^ks guys. ^////^ 2281 | D:3 | Reached skill level 7 in Axes 2467 | D:3 | Reached XP level 5. HP: 37/42 MP: 11/11 2523 | D:3 | frostHazard: no offense stump. but stumps make me think of suicide 2523 | D:3 | frostHazard: not like I want to kill myself 2523 | D:3 | frostHazard: but the concept 2523 | D:3 | frostHazard: of suicide 2529 | D:3 | stump: lol none taken 2628 | D:3 | stump: i'll try to exude more positivity 2628 | D:3 | darkbubble: Hahaha the game is like throwi^g 6read at me 2628 | D:3 | darkbubble: "EAT!! FOR 8EOGH'S SAKE" 2738 | D:3 | Noticed an ogre 2750 | D:3 | Killed an ogre 2750 | D:3 | Reached skill level 8 in Axes 2772 | D:3 | frostHazard: great morail 2772 | D:3 | darkbubble: How much piety does it take to smite thi^gs? 2772 | D:3 | darkbubble: Yes FH? 2772 | D:3 | frostHazard: I'm sending a picture 2772 | D:3 | frostHazard: with a caption 2772 | D:3 | frostHazard: under it 2772 | D:3 | darkbubble: Hahahaha 2772 | D:3 | darkbubble: That was awesome 2900 | D:3 | vaudevillain: Have you guys seen the update? 2902 | D:3 | vaudevillain: *guise, sorry FH. 3006 | D:3 | frostHazard: no I'm still on a brick wall of words 3006 | D:3 | Reached XP level 6. HP: 49/49 MP: 13/13 3007 | D:3 | frostHazard: but I should catch up 3007 | D:3 | vaudevillain: Oh! Sorry. 3007 | D:3 | darkbubble: ^ot yet! 3007 | D:3 | darkbubble: Ha^g o^, lemme see really quick 3044 | D:3 | frostHazard: now that I'm not over exausted from too much reading 3044 | D:3 | Eclecticist: ah, what a cute little orc follower 3044 | D:3 | frostHazard: I know 3044 | D:3 | frostHazard: that's what hte picture I sent was 3044 | D:3 | frostHazard: and it said friends for life as the caption 3044 | D:3 | Eclecticist: lol 3044 | D:3 | vaudevillain: AWWW 3044 | D:3 | Eclecticist: it takes very little piety i know that. whenever i play hopr i smite literally everything that i think is a serious threat, and i never run out 3044 | D:3 | Eclecticist: all ghosts, the first couple ogres i see, any uniques lol 3044 | D:3 | darkbubble: That was great 3182 | D:3 | Eclecticist: smite is basically a guaranteed survival up til midgame. then it becomes useless. so take advantage of it while it's usefull 3375 | D:4 | Eclecticist: starving. again. lol. you're the only person i know that plays like this 3394 | D:4 | Reached skill level 9 in Axes 3401 | D:4 | Eclecticist: ouch 3443 | D:4 | Eclecticist: swap back to your normal axe lol 3480 | D:4 | vaudevillain: Hey, Eclecticist, how long have you been playing Crawl? 3519 | D:4 | Eclecticist: i've been playing crawl since it was linley 3521 | D:4 | frostHazard: omg 3523 | D:4 | frostHazard: updates 3523 | D:4 | darkbubble: Wow 3523 | D:4 | frostHazard: are back to caliborn 3524 | D:4 | frostHazard: I'm just getting to them 3532 | D:4 | vaudevillain: c: I'm happy for you, FH! 3536 | D:4 | vaudevillain: I thought you'd enjoy that bit. 3570 | D:4 | darkbubble: haha, 8eogh likes me 6etter 3581 | D:4 | Eclecticist: sometimes, i miss linleys. there was alot of cool stuff in it that got taken out. there was a spell for magic mapping for example, in fact, there was a whole skill called divination that's gone now. spells included item identification, sense monsters, magic mapping. 3581 | D:4 | darkbubble: That seems pote^tially OP 3581 | D:4 | vaudevillain: Agreed. 3581 | D:4 | Eclecticist: it was lol. linley's dungeon crawl was alot more prone to be taken advantage of. 3581 | D:4 | Eclecticist: easier to manipulate the system in it 3722 | D:4 | Found a radiant altar of Vehumet. 3822 | D:4 | stump: can you eat orcs worshiping Beogh? 3849 | D:4 | Eclecticist: nope 3858 | D:4 | Eclecticist: canibalism is greatly frowned upon 3921 | D:4 | Eclecticist: oh! btw bubble, be careful about scrolls of torment and immolation. if you harm an orc by accident, beogh will smite your ass 3992 | D:4 | darkbubble: Oh gosh. 3992 | D:4 | Lexton: Why is darkbubble so popular? ;D 3996 | D:4 | Eclecticist: so be careful about read-iding things later 4158 | D:4 | frostHazard: okay I just now got to the new updates 4160 | D:4 | frostHazard: and wow you're still alive with many followers 4160 | D:4 | frostHazard: so awesome 4163 | D:4 | Reached skill level 10 in Axes 4163 | D:4 | Reached XP level 7. HP: 41/56 MP: 15/15 4220 | D:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon 4310 | D:5 | darkbubble: This playstyle is great for Pikmi^ fa^s. 4331 | D:5 | Eclecticist: WAIT 4340 | D:5 | Eclecticist: there is not point in training invo really 4340 | D:5 | darkbubble: Oh, okay 4340 | D:5 | darkbubble: 4340 | D:5 | Eclecticist: the only ability you ever get is smite as far as i know 4340 | D:5 | darkbubble: Armor or dodge? 4340 | D:5 | Eclecticist: and what's your percentage on it? 4340 | D:5 | darkbubble: Haha, 1 4340 | D:5 | Eclecticist: good as it gets. don't train invo anymore at all 4342 | D:5 | Eclecticist: and not dodge. armor is better for youi 4346 | D:5 | Eclecticist: but you got that 4372 | D:5 | Found a shattered altar of Ashenzari. 4398 | D:5 | Reached skill level 1 in Armour 4424 | D:5 | Found a glowing golden altar of the Shining One. 4492 | D:5 | Eclecticist: now when you get the chance to swap to an orcish armor, i suggest you do it, you'll get a bonus from being an orc, and another bonus from worshipping beogh, which becomes dramatic after you're full piety and full orcish gear 4883 | D:5 | Noticed a moth of wrath 4886 | D:5 | Found a bloodstained altar of Trog. 4895 | D:5 | Acquired Beogh's fourth power 4915 | D:5 | Eclecticist: so are you planning on going 2 handed axes or shields? 4938 | D:5 | darkbubble: Pro6a6ly shields, I'll 6e relyi^g o^ my followers for most of my attack stre^gth a^yway. 5145 | D:6 | Eclecticist: good point. don't do it too much though. a big part about HoPr is keeping your people alive long enough to become warlords, high priests and sorcerers and the like. and you know you only get half xp from their kills yeah? 5151 | D:6 | darkbubble: I did^'t actually 5159 | D:6 | Eclecticist: speaking of them, you should go retrieve them lol 5180 | D:6 | Reached XP level 8. HP: 48/62 MP: 17/17 5195 | D:6 | darkbubble: How? They're all stuck watchi^g that stupid mot 5195 | D:6 | darkbubble: *moth 5202 | D:6 | frostHazard: okay I'm all caught up now darkbubble 5205 | D:6 | Eclecticist: and yeah, they'll eventually level up with you. and become really powerful. the wizards will learn new spells and the priests wills tart summoning demons lol 5205 | D:6 | frostHazard: I'm all caught up! 5205 | D:6 | frostHazard: and I'm back 5241 | D:6 | Eclecticist: ok, here's how you retrieve them 5279 | D:6 | stump: you can tell them to follow you 5502 | D:6 | Eclecticist: go upstairs, use your recall ability 5550 | D:5 | Eclecticist: just use your recall ability 5559 | D:5 | Gained Boruk as an ally 5594 | D:5 | frostHazard: you can tell them to follow you? 5630 | D:5 | Killed a moth of wrath 5630 | D:5 | Reached skill level 5 in Armour 5639 | D:5 | Eclecticist: yes. by pressing t, you can issue commands to allies 5656 | D:5 | stump: yea, by shouting, but recall probably works better 5714 | D:5 | frostHazard: this run is going so well 5718 | D:5 | Eclecticist: but serisouly, you can just use your recall lol. it's super convenient. 5730 | D:5 | frostHazard: and they all love you 5737 | D:5 | frostHazard: dark bubble is so loved 5739 | D:6 | frostHazard: YES 5749 | D:6 | frostHazard: down the stairs they go 5751 | D:6 | frostHazard: YOU'RE INNATE! 5754 | D:6 | frostHazard: brb 5758 | D:6 | Eclecticist: for future reference, before you ever go down any stairs, it's worth it to recall all of your followers. just to retrieve any that went astray 5788 | D:6 | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple. 5898 | D:6 | Found Shreru's Magic Scroll Boutique. 5907 | D:6 | Eclecticist: btw, does anybody remember the button that tells your allies to pick up whatever they want? 5909 | D:6 | stump: ctrl-t? 5909 | D:6 | Bought a scroll of identify for 30 gold pieces 5970 | D:6 | stump: yea it's ctrl-t 6067 | D:6 | Eclecticist: i suggest you hit ctrl-t, then a. it will let your allies pick up other weapons armor to make them better 6268 | D:6 | vaudevillain: I'm gonna go, guys. Was fun hanging with you! 6272 | D:6 | Eclecticist: later on 6303 | D:6 | darkbubble: Adios! 6303 | D:6 | stump: cya 6434 | D:7 | frostHazard: back 6445 | D:7 | frostHazard: oh I missed VV's departure 6483 | D:7 | Found Pugeng's Antique Weapon Shoppe. 6537 | D:7 | Found Duarit's Jewellery Emporium. 6554 | D:7 | Found a basalt altar of Yredelemnul. 6667 | D:7 | Eclecticist: eat one of those lol 6685 | D:7 | Eclecticist: yes, they eventually get names lol 6685 | D:7 | darkbubble: Oh ^oooo it has a ^ame ^ow 6685 | D:7 | darkbubble: A^d a family that will 6e waiti^g for him to come home 6685 | D:7 | Eclecticist: lol 6685 | D:7 | Eclecticist: better protect him 6685 | D:7 | stump: haha 6685 | D:7 | darkbubble: Thi^ki^g he joi^ed up with a compete^t adve^turer 6750 | D:7 | Reached XP level 9. HP: 63/68 MP: 18/18 6755 | D:7 | Paralysed by a giant eyeball for 4 turns 6764 | D:7 | Eclecticist: eat it 6765 | D:7 | frostHazard: hahaha 6765 | D:7 | frostHazard: eat it 6782 | D:7 | Eclecticist: you passed up a couple thigns already when you were hungry that you could have eaten 6798 | D:7 | stump: fear factor crawl edition 6806 | D:7 | Eclecticist: recall 6817 | D:8 | Eclecticist: just to make sure lol 6891 | D:8 | Eclecticist: oh, a shield for you 6997 | D:8 | Arrhythmia: they toned down jiyva healing in .12 :( 7053 | D:8 | Arrhythmia: so, my Win Zigsprint Guaranteed Strategy doesn't work anymore 7053 | D:8 | Arrhythmia: phooey 7078 | D:8 | Reached skill level 1 in Shields 7082 | D:8 | Gained Orkwin as an ally 7088 | D:8 | Eclecticist: orkwin 7090 | D:8 | Eclecticist: you got another named one 7090 | D:8 | Eclecticist: oh, he's a knight now 7108 | D:8 | Eclecticist: soon he shall be a warlord. 7300 | D:8 | Eclecticist: eat the ogre lol 7303 | D:8 | Eclecticist: why don't you eat corpse!? 7370 | D:8 | Eclecticist: well that's 2 wizards down. 7373 | D:8 | Paralysed by a giant eyeball for 2 turns 7380 | D:8 | Paralysed by a giant eyeball for 4 turns 7386 | D:8 | Arrhythmia: wait 7387 | D:8 | Arrhythmia: is this 7387 | D:8 | Arrhythmia: an unseen horror? 7391 | D:8 | Killed an unseen horror 7391 | D:8 | Arrhythmia: oh lord i think it is 7391 | D:8 | Eclecticist: might be. this is floor 8 7392 | D:8 | Eclecticist: good job, boruk 7394 | D:8 | frostHazard: dark bubble 7429 | D:8 | frostHazard: I'm so amazed 7429 | D:8 | frostHazard: your still azlive 7543 | D:8 | frostHazard: azlive 7543 | D:8 | frostHazard: yes 7557 | D:8 | Eclecticist: well HoPr's are super easy 7588 | D:8 | frostHazard: yeah I forgot that 7765 | D:9 | frostHazard: they were always recomended for noobs 7766 | D:9 | Eclecticist: lol don't insult the poor girl 7766 | D:9 | darkbubble: I thought that was Mi8e? 7766 | D:9 | Eclecticist: that too 7810 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: Mi is basically "i would like a win please and thank you" 7916 | D:9 | darkbubble: /me feels 6ad a6out losi^g as Mi 8106 | D:9 | Reached skill level 10 in Armour 8110 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: it's okay 8112 | D:9 | frostHazard: /me feels bad about forgeting about "/me" from irc 8116 | D:9 | Eclecticist: don't be afraid of hiding behind a few orcs when your health is low. 8117 | D:9 | frostHazard: *sad* 8316 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: or maybe eating once in a while 8317 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: don't be afraid of calories 8317 | D:9 | frostHazard: hahahaha 8317 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: you're running around fighting stuff 8317 | D:9 | Eclecticist: lol. yeah. eat 8317 | D:9 | frostHazard: I lovd that she's awlays starving 8321 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: that's good execrsize 8325 | D:9 | Eclecticist: running around all anorexic lol 8329 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: you aren't going to get Crawl Fat 8329 | D:9 | Eclecticist: that'd be quite the sight 8354 | D:9 | frostHazard: if only you could get fat on crawl 8360 | D:9 | frostHazard: that would be epic 8360 | D:9 | frostHazard: just become a big fatty 8360 | D:9 | frostHazard: eat tons of food 8360 | D:9 | darkbubble: *cougheustachiocough* 8372 | D:9 | Eclecticist: i believe there might be a small penalty for being engorged, but i'm not sure 8400 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: just play an ogre 8400 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: there's no penalty per se 8400 | D:9 | stump: penalty to what? 8400 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: except you can't eat 8400 | D:9 | Reached XP level 10. HP: 65/75 MP: 20/20 8401 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: which 8402 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: CAN actually kill you 8432 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: i'll let you all try to figure out a situation in which you can be engorged and unable to eat, thus killing you 8439 | D:9 | Eclecticist: lol. just looked it up. no penalty, but yes, it can kill you 8522 | D:9 | Eclecticist: like, minus 14 int, and only a royal jelly to restore it 8525 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: EXACTLY 8530 | D:9 | stump: ah 8534 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: i've actually died like that 8537 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: to wu-cad mu 8538 | D:9 | Eclecticist: seriously? 8539 | D:9 | Eclecticist: that's amasing 8539 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: hand to god 8554 | D:9 | stump: you can still drink when engorged though right? 8568 | D:9 | Eclecticist: that should be a challenge. die from stupidity while engorged with nothing but a royal jelly as food 8568 | D:9 | Eclecticist: yup 8568 | D:9 | frostHazard: as much as I love redsucker. I hate playing it out of silence (like the silence to intro of red sucker) 8568 | D:9 | Eclecticist: assuming you aren't max nutrition 8568 | D:9 | frostHazard: it just blows my ears off 8568 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: doesn't help much if you don't have restab though 8568 | D:9 | frostHazard: like a scream 8585 | D:9 | Reached skill level 5 in Shields 8589 | D:9 | Found a staircase to the Orcish Mines. 8596 | D:9 | frostHazard: it also reminds me greatly of earthbound 8640 | D:9 | frostHazard: I think it uses a lot of the same sound fonts 8721 | D:9 | stump: a hungry ghost could save your life if you were engorged 8774 | D:9 | frostHazard: the non insane sounding parts that is 8777 | D:9 | frostHazard: hungry ghost 8786 | D:9 | Eclecticist: lol. that is such an unpredictable situtation 8815 | D:9 | Eclecticist: but amasing if it ever happened 8971 | D:9 | stump: I wouldn't put it past the rng 8980 | D:9 | frostHazard: I'm loving all the orcs 8981 | Orc:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Orcish Mines 8987 | Orc:1 | Eclecticist: be careful in here! 8988 | Orc:1 | frostHazard: orc love fest 8989 | Orc:1 | Eclecticist: i'd normally suggest somebody do lair before orc, but this is a special case 8992 | Orc:1 | Eclecticist: but still be careful. you could run into roka or nergalle and get annihilated 8995 | Orc:1 | Acquired Beogh's fifth power 9008 | Orc:1 | Eclecticist: lol 9009 | Orc:1 | Eclecticist: terrible luck with that this game 9033 | Orc:1 | magicpoints: ork win 9063 | Orc:1 | Eclecticist: you should find an orcish war axe or broad axe somewhere in here. grab it when you do 9066 | Orc:1 | frostHazard: Beogh fucking loves the shit out of you 9072 | Orc:1 | Eclecticist: can you walk on water yet? 9073 | Orc:1 | frostHazard: if they made a god of starving. you'd be the most loved by your god 9089 | Orc:1 | Eclecticist: LOL a god that gives piety for time spent hungry. that'd be awesome 9153 | Orc:1 | frostHazard: YES! 9190 | Orc:1 | frostHazard: and more piety for the more you starve while starving 9249 | Orc:1 | frostHazard: I mean.... 9263 | Orc:1 | Eclecticist: great for spriggans lol 9263 | Orc:1 | stump: sacrifice food and get harpy allies 9264 | Orc:2 | Eclecticist: awesome 9264 | Orc:2 | frostHazard: YES! 9264 | Orc:2 | Eclecticist: we got this dude 9265 | Orc:2 | Eclecticist: need to suggest it to devs lo 9283 | Orc:2 | frostHazard: too bad the orcs can't pick up the money for you 9283 | Orc:2 | frostHazard: or other items 9287 | Orc:2 | Eclecticist: well they can if she'd press ctrl-t and a 9288 | Orc:2 | darkbubble: That just ope^s a ^ew ta6 for me. 9288 | Orc:2 | frostHazard: hmmmmm 9288 | Orc:2 | stump: ah yea, webtiles 9292 | Orc:2 | frostHazard: *mind blown* 9300 | Orc:2 | Eclecticist: well that sucks 9300 | Orc:2 | stump: there's a workaround, but i forgot what it was lol 9341 | Orc:2 | Eclecticist: so...many...orcs 9430 | Orc:2 | frostHazard: I've never seen so many friendlies on a screen at once 9443 | Orc:2 | frostHazard: killer bees 9446 | Orc:2 | frostHazard: so many of them 9449 | Orc:2 | frostHazard: I love how you're not sacraficing your orcs 9450 | Orc:2 | stump: try pressing * and then t 9490 | Orc:2 | frostHazard: honey combs 9522 | Orc:2 | frostHazard: nom nom nom 9526 | Orc:2 | darkbubble: Those ho^eycom6s will come i^ ha^dy if I start starvi^g :V 9527 | Orc:2 | Eclecticist: ikr? 9802 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: fall down the hatch 9808 | Orc:3 | Kintak: I don't think he has enough followers 9815 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: not that one 9815 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: go up 9826 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: that one 9835 | Orc:2 | frostHazard: Probabaly not enough ever 9935 | Orc:2 | Eclecticist: it'll be enough after half of them are warlords 9938 | Orc:3 | Gained Worak as an ally 9943 | Orc:3 | Kintak: ORC WAR 9944 | Orc:3 | Cheibrodos: *schwooshh* 9945 | Orc:3 | Cheibrodos: That was my sleep schedule 9946 | Orc:3 | Cheibrodos: Flying out the window 9946 | Orc:3 | Kintak: prophet darkbubble vs heretics 9950 | Orc:3 | frostHazard: good bye sleep schedule 10027 | Orc:3 | frostHazard: you will be missed 10050 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: who needs one of those? 10050 | Orc:3 | Cheibrodos: Got a knight already 10052 | Orc:3 | frostHazard: not this one 10056 | Orc:3 | Cheibrodos: Looks like you're good to go until lair 10070 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: nice. that scale should be good 10087 | Orc:3 | darkbubble: -1AV for 1 EV? :s 10087 | Orc:3 | darkbubble: It's orc though 10087 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: huh. maybe not. 10087 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: you were 16 7 before? 10090 | Orc:3 | darkbubble: Yeah 10090 | Orc:3 | darkbubble: Watch 10185 | Orc:3 | Noticed an orc sorcerer 10196 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: if you can convert him that'd be nice 10199 | Orc:3 | Your ally Worak died 10201 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: go attack the sorcerer. 10201 | Orc:3 | Gained Orbeogh as an ally 10202 | Orc:3 | Noticed a sixfirhy 10202 | Orc:3 | frostHazard: wow 10202 | Orc:3 | frostHazard: what a turn of event 10202 | Orc:3 | Killed an orc sorcerer 10204 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: damn 10206 | Orc:3 | Your ally Orbeogh died 10207 | Orc:3 | Killed a sixfirhy 10209 | Orc:3 | frostHazard: this is an epic run 10214 | Orc:3 | Noticed an iron troll 10224 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: that troll is dangerous lol 10224 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: let them orc knights deal with that 10224 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: or smite it lol 10225 | Orc:3 | Cheibrodos: It's always a satisfying experience when you can feel a playthrough going right 10225 | Orc:3 | Cheibrodos: And then an iron troll appears. 10226 | Orc:3 | stump: knock on wood 10227 | Orc:3 | Cheibrodos: Good luck even hurting that thing 10228 | Orc:3 | Cheibrodos: ORKWIN 10228 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: keep smiting. PROTECT YOUR ORCS 10228 | Orc:3 | Cheibrodos: TO THE RESCUE 10229 | Orc:3 | Killed an iron troll 10233 | Orc:3 | stump: nice 10234 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: did orkwin die? 10234 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: whew lol 10556 | Orc:3 | Eclecticist: is there a stair up with an *? 10615 | Orc:2 | Eclecticist: well ima get to bed. good luck on your quest, bubble. 10625 | Orc:2 | Cheibrodos: I just found out today that my parents are completely clueless. 10625 | Orc:2 | darkbubble: Th^k you! 10625 | Orc:2 | Cheibrodos: Who know. 10627 | Orc:2 | Cheibrodos: knew* 10627 | Orc:2 | Upgraded the game from 0.12-a0-2988-g31929f4 to 0.13-a0-70-g45b42a8 10632 | Orc:2 | vaudevillain: Hey sweetness 10659 | Orc:2 | darkbubble: Hey! 10659 | Orc:2 | vaudevillain: Oh my goodness. 10659 | Orc:2 | vaudevillain: What a crowd. 10659 | Orc:2 | darkbubble: Ha^g o^ a seco^d, go^^a move to my srs 6usi^ess wi^g6ack chair 10659 | Orc:2 | vaudevillain: X3 I love that chair. 10659 | Orc:2 | vaudevillain: I wonder how long before your admirers show up! 10659 | Orc:2 | darkbubble: Pro6a6ly 10659 | Orc:2 | darkbubble: ^ot lo^g ;D 10659 | Orc:2 | vaudevillain: XD It is super fun to watch. 10659 | Orc:2 | vaudevillain: Ma passes on her regards. 10659 | Orc:2 | vaudevillain: And wants to know if you've played Fatal Labryinth. 10659 | Orc:2 | darkbubble: Tell her I actually got i^to it after heari^g that she used to play it, a^d that so far I'm LOVI^G the challe^ge. Will you ask her if she ever 6eat it? 10673 | Orc:2 | vaudevillain: She doesn't remember. 10681 | Orc:2 | vaudevillain: She might be able to recall when she's less foggy in a couple days! ^_^ 10687 | Orc:2 | vaudevillain: so many orcs 10713 | Orc:2 | darkbubble: I forgot I had all these ho^eycom6s!! 10865 | Orc:2 | vaudevillain: delicious 10998 | Orc:3 | Noticed Erolcha 11004 | Orc:3 | Killed Erolcha 11004 | Orc:3 | Reached skill level 10 in Shields 11005 | Orc:3 | vaudevillain: I wonder if we will be able to grow roses in Canada. 11005 | Orc:3 | darkbubble: I'm sure i^ some parts we ca^! 11005 | Orc:3 | darkbubble: For your sake we'll fi^d someplace that's ^ot TOO terri6ly cold. 11005 | Orc:3 | vaudevillain: c: I appreciate it. 11245 | Orc:3 | vaudevillain: You will get to all of the floors! 11250 | Orc:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Orcish Mines 11272 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: I du^^o!! 11274 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: I know. 11276 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: All of the floors. All of them. 11276 | Orc:4 | Reached skill level 1 in Throwing 11277 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: There was a super-short 1 page update, by the way. 11280 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: c: 11287 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: I'm naming your glowing scimitar Sting, btw. 11288 | Orc:4 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 11311 | Orc:4 | Found a staircase to the Elven Halls. 11328 | Orc:4 | Noticed an orc high priest 11333 | Orc:4 | Noticed a sixfirhy 11335 | Orc:4 | an orc high priest (ally) was killed 11337 | Orc:4 | Killed a sixfirhy 11338 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: I love this song. 11349 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: It's a really good o^e! 11349 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: no u 11349 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: c: 11356 | Orc:4 | Gained Bogdan as an ally 11390 | Orc:4 | Gained mutation: You have a somewhat thin skeletal structure (Dex +2, Stlth). [potion of mutation] 11390 | Orc:4 | Gained mutation: You are dopey (Int -1). [potion of mutation] 11390 | Orc:4 | Gained mutation: You cover ground quickly. [potion of mutation] 11393 | Orc:4 | Gained mutation: You have a fast metabolism. [potion of mutation] 11393 | Orc:4 | Gained mutation: You have a pair of small horns on your head. [potion of mutation] 11393 | Orc:4 | Gained mutation: Your system is resistant to poisons. [potion of mutation] 11396 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: The mutations are so interesting. 11397 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: The whole system, I mean. 11397 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: They really are!! 11424 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: a bunch of people following an invisible dude and doing things that he may or may not have told them to to 11425 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: the best metaphor for god in crawl as yet seen 11425 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: Hello!! 11437 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: howdy 11437 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: Hey dude. c: 11485 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: I really ^eed to ^ot eat i^ 6attle 11508 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: i honestly hopde you'd fixed your keyboard for a moment there 11508 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: darkbubble! 11508 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: ^o such luck I'm afraid. Hello Carrot!! 11511 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: I'm not sure she'd know what to do with a functional keyboard at this point. 11511 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: Vaudevillai^ has ki^dly offered to give me hers. 11511 | Orc:4 | Reached XP level 11. HP: 68/81 MP: 12/21 11516 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: It's not doing anything, so why not? 11526 | Orc:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Throwing 11527 | Orc:4 | Noticed Saint Roka 11529 | Orc:4 | Noticed an orc high priest 11530 | Orc:4 | Noticed an orc knight 11530 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: ORCS STOP OPE^I^G DOORS PLZ 11530 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: WE HAVE QUITE E^OUGH O^ OUR HA^DS 11535 | Orc:4 | Gained Herok as an ally 11542 | Orc:4 | Killed an orc knight 11544 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: got my second rune on my DgMo 11552 | Orc:4 | an orc high priest (ally) was killed 11555 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: ^ice! 11556 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: I wo^der if I'll ever see a ru^e. :D 11557 | Orc:4 | Your ally Herok died 11569 | Orc:4 | Your ally Bogdan died 11584 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: gotta walk before you can run 11588 | Orc:4 | Killed Saint Roka 11588 | Orc:4 | Reached skill level 10 in Throwing 11599 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: I thought we were crawli^g? 11934 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: Whoa 11934 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: Look at that car^age. 11982 | Orc:4 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 11982 | Orc:4 | Found Nyturche's Antique Armour Shop. 11987 | Orc:4 | Found Choym's Antique Weapon Boutique. 12009 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: 23 AC 5 EV is way 6etter tha^ 16 AC 7 EV, right? 12010 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: A^y skill suggestio^s? 12011 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: yeah "way better" 12011 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: sorry, i didn't see them 12017 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: also, you don't need to worry about killing stuff and your followers not getting XP anymore 12020 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: they changed it so XP you get when you killdudes is spread around your followers 12020 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: more axes 12027 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: Tha^k you!! 12033 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: no prob 12042 | Orc:4 | Bought an ancient blowgun for 180 gold pieces 12056 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: Sweet, poiso^ resista^ce. 12057 | Orc:4 | Identified the cursed +1 blowgun "Kuill" {speed, +Fly rPois rC- Dex-2} (You bought it in a shop on level 4 of the Orcish Mines) 12058 | Orc:4 | Cheibrodos: I had a blowgun when I was a kid 12058 | Orc:4 | Cheibrodos: I would shoot darts at cardboard boxes in the backyard with it 12058 | Orc:4 | Cheibrodos: It was pretty awesome 12058 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: I did too!! 12058 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: A^d the^ later I had o^e that shot pai^t6alls 12058 | Orc:4 | Cheibrodos: Didnt you just feel like a ninja badass using that thing? 12058 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: It's hard ^ot to! 12061 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: DB, do you still have your paintball gun? 12061 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: May6e somewhere, why? 12061 | Orc:4 | vaudevillain: Curious. What if we needed to shoot things with paintballs? 12069 | Orc:4 | Noticed a cyclops 12070 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: Oh god 12076 | Orc:4 | Killed a cyclops 12088 | Orc:4 | Cheibrodos: Also, get a new keyboard. 12088 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: Clearly I should 6ri^g the pai^t6all gu^ to the airport. 12088 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: YES THA^K YOU CHEI 12198 | Orc:4 | Found Ghiups' Jewellery Shop. 12198 | Orc:4 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 12198 | Orc:4 | Noticed an orc knight 12222 | Orc:4 | Banished an orc knight 12222 | Orc:4 | Reached skill level 11 in Axes 12238 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: Should I gra6 that amulet? 12238 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: yes? 12238 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: very yes? 12238 | Orc:4 | Bought the cursed amulet "Fooloef" {rCorr rElec rF+ Acc+5} for 903 gold pieces 12289 | Orc:4 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 12488 | Orc:4 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 12488 | Orc:4 | Found Ciynelalo's Magic Scroll Boutique. 12515 | Orc:4 | Bought a scroll of identify for 30 gold pieces 12603 | Orc:4 | Noticed an orc high priest 12610 | Orc:4 | Noticed an orc sorcerer 12612 | Orc:4 | Noticed an orc high priest 12613 | Orc:4 | Noticed an orc warlord 12616 | Orc:4 | Noticed an ice devil 12616 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: so 12617 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: maybe you should consider a different strategy 12636 | Orc:4 | Your ally Orkwin died 12662 | Orc:4 | Your ally Boruk died 12735 | Orc:4 | Killed an orc high priest 12735 | Orc:4 | Reached skill level 12 in Axes 12739 | Orc:4 | Banished an orc high priest 12926 | Orc:3 | Arrhythmia: too hungry to rest 12926 | Orc:3 | Arrhythmia: "i'd sit down, if i wasn't so damn hungry" 12926 | Orc:3 | darkbubble: Dare I re-e^ter? 13015 | Orc:4 | Killed an orc warlord 13015 | Orc:4 | Reached skill level 13 in Axes 13015 | Orc:4 | Reached XP level 12. HP: 67/88 MP: 22/22 13016 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: its unfair how 13024 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: beogh/yred summons get recalled from other floors but not other summons even though the recall spell and ability are the same thing 13046 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: yeah but how many spells summon perma-allies to wich this would be useful? 13048 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: twisted res? 13056 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: well angels would be useful 13058 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: and dragons 13060 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: since they last a long time 13072 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: you never have more than like, one angel at a time though 13073 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: but yeah dragon would be useful 13079 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: i think it's better as-is though 13081 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: because it let's you ally-bomb 13083 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: its just a small thing 13084 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: just a convenience thing 13084 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: so i dont have to waste my whole mana bar summoning dragons 13084 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: I ca^'t 6elieve I'm level 12 :D This is the farthest I've ever 6ee^. 13092 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: duuuuude really 13097 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: i thought you already won :S 13097 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: Yeah, a^d I've 6ee^ playi^g for years! 13097 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: Haha, ^oooo. 13097 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: lot's of people get their first win on HOPr 13097 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: for some reason 13132 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: do you have a bigger axe? 13150 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: ^ope. D: 13210 | Orc:4 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 13718 | Elf:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Elven Halls 13719 | Elf:1 | darkbubble: This... seems like a place I may6e should^'t 6e yet? 13727 | Elf:1 | Noticed a deep elf knight 13731 | Elf:1 | Noticed a deep elf knight 13738 | Elf:1 | VengefulCarrot: maybe you shouldnt be here 13743 | Elf:1 | Killed a deep elf knight 13746 | Elf:1 | Gained Agrik as an ally 13746 | Elf:1 | Reached skill level 14 in Axes 13757 | Elf:1 | Killed a deep elf knight 13762 | Elf:1 | an orc sorcerer (ally) was killed 13777 | Orc:4 | darkbubble: I thi^k I might go 6ack to the mai^ du^geo^ for some time. 13777 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: ^ 13782 | Orc:3 | VengefulCarrot: ^^ 13797 | Orc:2 | Arrhythmia: so 13799 | Orc:2 | Arrhythmia: if a priest kill you 13803 | Orc:2 | Arrhythmia: does beogh give them piety for killing a hereitc? 13804 | Orc:2 | Arrhythmia: OH BY THE WAY 13804 | Orc:2 | Arrhythmia: recall works across d:levels no 13804 | Orc:2 | Arrhythmia: *now 13987 | D:10 | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon 14148 | D:10 | darkbubble: WHOA A SHARK 14256 | D:10 | Found a staircase to the Lair. 14265 | D:10 | Gained Morbeogh as an ally 14329 | D:10 | darkbubble: Lair? 14330 | Lair:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Lair of Beasts 14334 | Lair:1 | mother3end: 1/3 hand axe...oh god why 14337 | Lair:1 | Arrhythmia: lair, 8 levels, animals and shit 14342 | Lair:1 | Arrhythmia: also hydrae 14426 | Lair:1 | Reached skill level 15 in Axes 14428 | Lair:1 | darkbubble: This does^'t seem so 6ad. 14616 | Lair:1 | Lost mutation: Your system is resistant to poisons. [potion of mutation] 14616 | Lair:1 | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in slimy green scales (AC +2). [potion of mutation] 14888 | Lair:1 | Lost mutation: You have a fast metabolism. [potion of mutation] 14888 | Lair:1 | Gained mutation: You are surrounded by a mild repulsion field (EV +2). [potion of mutation] 14888 | Lair:1 | Gained mutation: You are clumsy (Dex -1). [potion of mutation] 15009 | Lair:2 | darkbubble: OMG 15009 | Lair:2 | darkbubble: Awesome 15139 | Lair:2 | vaudevillain: DB, would you like me to invite FH? 15141 | Lair:2 | darkbubble: Sure, that would 6e great! 15150 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: HEY ARR 15150 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: AAND CHEI 15152 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: I GOTTA TELLS YOU SOMETHING 15157 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: OH SHIT 15157 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: MUNCHO 15159 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: WANTS TO TELL ME SOMETHING 15168 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: not you 15169 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: chei 15185 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 16 in Axes 15187 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: well fuck 15194 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: sorry 15195 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: bro 15199 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: BUT 15200 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: OK 15205 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: I CAN TELL YOU SOMETHING 15223 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: i started dwarf fortress 15230 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: seconds ago 15326 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: oh god 15327 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: i can't wait to hear munchos DF stories 15327 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: it'll be amazing 15329 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: i dont know 15329 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: how to do this 15330 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: at all 15331 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: dd is digging 15335 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: besides that 15340 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: fuck if i remember 15404 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: but like 15409 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: whats the obejctive here 15413 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: uh 15414 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: there isn't one 15416 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: really 15417 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: besides "come up with crazy stories" 15417 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: so 15417 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: what the fuck 15418 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: do i do 15472 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: you build a fortress 15472 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: with dwarves 15483 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: and then they all inevitably die 15642 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: i feel like 15642 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: im doing something wrong 15661 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: you're not 15746 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: once you're good at DF 15804 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: is actually when you're bad at DF 15933 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: but arr 15934 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: ive been watching the d's and smiley faces go in circles 15935 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: since i started 16013 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: okay 16013 | Lair:2 | darkbubble: orcs ^ooo do ^ot follow me 16013 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: use "dd" to tell them to dig 16013 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: also 16013 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: don't go here 16013 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: you'll die 16014 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: no seriously 16014 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: don't be in this room 16022 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: arr 16022 | Lair:2 | ProvTheAverage: orc jesus! 16022 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: i quit df 16025 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: damn 16026 | Lair:2 | VengefulCarrot: wait 16030 | Lair:2 | VengefulCarrot: wait 16031 | Lair:2 | VengefulCarrot: wait 16034 | Lair:2 | VengefulCarrot: when did muncho come in 16057 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: like 16100 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: an hour ago 16101 | Lair:2 | VengefulCarrot: daaaaaaaaaaang 16164 | Lair:2 | VengefulCarrot: hey theres a new jester class 16168 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: WUTY 16169 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: WUT 16170 | Lair:2 | VengefulCarrot: yea 16170 | Lair:2 | VengefulCarrot: you start with nemelex and xom wrath 16170 | Lair:2 | VengefulCarrot: and pies 16170 | Lair:2 | ProvTheAverage: its awesome 16170 | Lair:2 | darkbubble: VC if you're kiddi^g I will 6e really upset 16170 | Lair:2 | ProvTheAverage: and a book of party tricks 16170 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: he 16170 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: is 16170 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: srs 16170 | Lair:2 | VengefulCarrot: im not kidding 16172 | Lair:3 | Arrhythmia: no 16172 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: im always serious 16174 | Lair:3 | Arrhythmia: he's serious 16174 | Lair:3 | Arrhythmia: you start with xom wrath and pies 16174 | Lair:3 | Arrhythmia: and a jester hat 16174 | Lair:3 | ElMuncho: I LOOK SO AWESOME 16174 | Lair:3 | ElMuncho: TENGU 16174 | Lair:3 | ElMuncho: JESTER 16174 | Lair:3 | darkbubble: ^ow I almost hope I'll die soo^ so I ca^ try that. 16175 | Lair:3 | Noticed a death yak 16175 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: no dont do that 16175 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: you can try it in 0.12 16175 | Lair:3 | ProvTheAverage: and a +1 quarter staff of chaos 16175 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: i mean 16175 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: trunk 16176 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: sorry 16176 | Lair:3 | CursedNobleman: hi prob muncie, Cheibro, arrhy, KBB, VC, and other guys 16176 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: new trunk 16177 | Lair:3 | Arrhythmia: jester is trunk only 16177 | Lair:3 | CursedNobleman: prov, munchie* 16177 | Lair:3 | ProvTheAverage: Hi CN 16179 | Lair:3 | Noticed a death yak 16179 | Lair:3 | Noticed a death yak 16179 | Lair:3 | Noticed a death yak 16180 | Lair:3 | Noticed a death yak 16180 | Lair:3 | ProvTheAverage: death yaks! 16180 | Lair:3 | ElMuncho: CURSEDNOBLEMAN 16183 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: hey CN 16183 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: i finally won a octopode 16187 | Lair:3 | CursedNobleman: huh? 16189 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: im heading toward great-player soon 16190 | Lair:3 | CursedNobleman: woo 16190 | Lair:3 | Killed a death yak 16191 | Lair:3 | CursedNobleman: how many more? 16191 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: 15 rune all races 16192 | Lair:3 | CursedNobleman: and which 16192 | Lair:3 | Killed a death yak 16193 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: i think ive done the hard oens 16194 | Lair:3 | Killed a death yak 16194 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 17 in Axes 16195 | Lair:3 | Arrhythmia: i'm about to win a Dg offline 16198 | Lair:3 | Arrhythmia: oh shit 16198 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: octopode, vampire, felid are done 16199 | Lair:3 | Arrhythmia: death yaks 16200 | Lair:3 | Arrhythmia: these fuckers will fuck you 16203 | Lair:3 | Killed a death yak 16203 | Lair:3 | Killed a death yak 16204 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: ithink im half way there? im not sure 16205 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: maybe 40% 16207 | Lair:3 | ProvTheAverage: rip preiest 16216 | Lair:3 | Noticed mamga's ghost (powerful DgGl) 16216 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: all the tiny races should be pretty simple to 15 rune 16216 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: cause epic stealth + apport 16216 | Lair:3 | CursedNobleman: warlords are the best anyhow 16218 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: go up pl0xxxxxxxxxxxxx 16489 | Lair:3 | ElMuncho: anyway 16492 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: anyway 16492 | Lair:3 | ElMuncho: when chei returns 16493 | Lair:3 | ElMuncho: tell him 16494 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: hey muncho 16498 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: what have you been doing these days 16499 | Lair:3 | ElMuncho: theif has a new game coming out 16500 | Lair:3 | ElMuncho: uhh 16503 | Lair:3 | ElMuncho: LoL and preping for graduation 16503 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: thief does have a new game coming out 16505 | Lair:3 | Killed mamga's ghost 16507 | Lair:3 | ElMuncho: and trying to not fail us gov 16507 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: but its not gonna beat bioshock unfortunately 16544 | Lair:2 | ElMuncho: army of two best game 16722 | Lair:2 | CursedNobleman: 420 play ftl erryday 16749 | Lair:2 | ProvTheAverage: how is bioshock infinite? 16823 | Lair:2 | CursedNobleman: pretty 16825 | Lair:2 | VengefulCarrot: amazing 16829 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: they already made myst 16835 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: they should stop making videogames 16844 | Lair:2 | Arrhythmia: they've already made the best one 16975 | Lair:2 | VengefulCarrot: thief 4 looks good 17011 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: im sure itll have nice improved stealth mechanics and shit 17088 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 18 in Axes 17092 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: prov bioshock has thought of every angle that makes a game good and perfected it 17093 | Lair:3 | ProvTheAverage: I'm guessing I should buy it then 17093 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: yes 17093 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: just dont read any spoilers 17093 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: at all 17093 | Lair:3 | Arrhythmia: but 17093 | Lair:3 | Arrhythmia: it's not myst 17093 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: dont even talk to your friends 17093 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: it takes like 16-30 hours to beat 17093 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: depending on how thorough you are 17093 | Lair:3 | ProvTheAverage: is the combat fluid? 17093 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: guns feel amazing 17093 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: bioshock combat has been always quite good 17093 | Lair:3 | darkbubble: Sorry a6out the delay. 17093 | Lair:3 | ProvTheAverage: np 17109 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: also everything you see in the game you will be in at some point 17121 | Lair:3 | ProvTheAverage: as a floating sky city, that sounds awesome 17135 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: ive always liked bioshocks environments and the story 17179 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: and how it also complements the combat 17259 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: but this takes it to a new level 17299 | Lair:3 | VengefulCarrot: i didnt play 2 though :/ 17305 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: me neither 17306 | Lair:4 | Gained Ogrik as an ally 17351 | Lair:4 | VengefulCarrot: aparently infinite was secretly being developed after they released bioshock 17351 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: I played 1 till it bugged out on my first playthrough and then I kinda forgot about 17357 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: but it was fun while it lasted 17404 | Lair:4 | VengefulCarrot: i dont know the story of 2 17410 | Lair:4 | VengefulCarrot: but the story of 1 was like fuck you got me 17447 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: If you please... 17447 | Lair:4 | VengefulCarrot: would you kindly 17454 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: been a while :-) 17483 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: dark bubble, eat yaks 17501 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: or the poisonous lizard 17520 | Lair:4 | Arrhythmia: i love the way the devs decide which corpses are contaminated 17522 | Lair:4 | Arrhythmia: "if you can ask for it in a resteraunt without going to jail, it's clean" 17542 | Lair:4 | Reached XP level 13. HP: 75/93 MP: 23/23 17621 | Lair:4 | Cheibrodos: I'll have your finest yak tenderloin 17640 | Lair:4 | Arrhythmia: also 17644 | Lair:4 | Arrhythmia: assume the manager really fucking hates centaurs 17644 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: human should be clean dammit 17699 | Lair:4 | Reached skill level 19 in Axes 17736 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: aren't minotaurs clean? 17742 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: and titans 17742 | Lair:4 | darkbubble: I'll hsve a plate of your fi^est ho6go6li^. 17747 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: dark bubble, you need a not sucky axe 17750 | Lair:4 | darkbubble: I have that dwarve^ o^e I k^ow ^othi^g a6out, 6ut it's ^ot orcish 17908 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: pies! 17918 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: they're deadly to throw 17922 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: too* 18277 | Lair:4 | ProvTheAverage: good luck dark bubble 18291 | Lair:4 | frostHazard: punk 18291 | Lair:4 | darkbubble: Tha^k you!! 18298 | Lair:4 | frostHazard: you're welcome 18298 | Lair:4 | frostHazard: ... 18298 | Lair:4 | frostHazard: punk 18300 | Lair:4 | vaudevillain: FH!! 18300 | Lair:4 | Arrhythmia: god i love pies 18300 | Lair:4 | darkbubble: Why am I a pu^k D: 18331 | Lair:5 | frostHazard: punk ture is a guy off of earthbound 2 18338 | Lair:5 | You fall through a shaft! 18338 | Lair:8 | Entered Level 8 of the Lair of Beasts 18339 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: Oh jesus I fell to 8 18339 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: snails 18358 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: dirk bobble 18373 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: whoa shit we're on lair 8 18376 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: Yeah I fell dow^ a shaft. 18378 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: yeah that's what DB said 18379 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: with the Jesus remark 18387 | Lair:8 | Killed a dire elephant 18673 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: oh crap DB is very hungry 18677 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: that never happens 18679 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: OMG 18679 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: 2 pies 18681 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: I'd hold on till those till starving 18681 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: Yeah, they're part of the update that added the Jester class I guess 18721 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: I know 18727 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: I saw the jester class 18727 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: I made a costume change :3 18732 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: HIYA PROV 18737 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: LOOKS GOOD 18737 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: I logged on as somebody playing it 18748 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: when I meant to spectate yours 18748 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: provocateur :| 18763 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: :|:|:|:|::|:|:| 18769 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: I clicked the wrong name : gasp face emote 18772 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: that's where "Prov" was derived from 18776 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: that door is awesome 18808 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: :O 18812 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: >:O 18822 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: are we offended? 18861 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: hahahaha 18885 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: :V> 18891 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: : V 18892 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: could you say... 18892 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: he's... 18892 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: @:< 18892 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: OMG 18892 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: PROVOKED? 18892 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: OMG 18893 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA 18893 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: look I'm there! 18895 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: AAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA 18895 | Lair:8 | Reached skill level 20 in Axes 18896 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: nyahahhahahahaha 18896 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: I just got killed 19141 | Lair:8 | Noticed a five-headed hydra 19146 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: be wary of hydra 19146 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: why did you walk up to a hydra 19146 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: whoa 19146 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: I wish to be a hydra someday 19146 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: okay 19146 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: plz dont hit the hydra 19146 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: uh 19146 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: every time you hit it 19146 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: stop hitting the hydra with a axe 19146 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: you chop off a head and it grows two more 19146 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: I've ^ever see^ o^e 6efore! 19147 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: ok now that you know 19147 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: run 19147 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: stick with us kid and you'll go far 19147 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: this is gonna get bad quick 19148 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: also 19148 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: axes 19148 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: have cleaver 19148 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: so dont hit the snail either 19149 | Lair:8 | Killed a seven-headed hydra 19149 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: hahahaha kid 19149 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: HAHAHAHAHAH KID! 19150 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: smite is lovely 19172 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: ook that was good 19174 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: Tha^ks for the advice guys. c: 19174 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: remebmer old swamp and beogh? 19174 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: it was like 19174 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: DB is the master 19174 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: zen 19174 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: just a big, open, field 19190 | Lair:8 | Noticed a dire elephant 19235 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: hey what happened 19237 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: to your castes 19241 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: casters* 19246 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: lava worm just stupid 19252 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: lava worms 19277 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: look awesome 19281 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: muncho worms 19282 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: glad you killed it 19299 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: wait 19300 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: what 19301 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: yo 19301 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: blink frogs 19302 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: be wary of blue elephant 19302 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: dire elephant bro 19303 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: OMG 19304 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: wrong vault 19304 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: I love them 19305 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: and I love killing them 19310 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: dire elephants are pretty much just death yaks 19311 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: so carrot 19311 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: this elephant 19311 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: with mroe punch 19311 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: is so dire 19312 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: they are like the bats of later in the game 19313 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: please get a better axe 19313 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: i got enough money saved up to get my class ring 19313 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: its so awesome 19314 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: nah 19314 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: blnk frogs = later bats 19314 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: class ring? 19316 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: like 19316 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: unseen horros = late bats 19316 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: 2013 and all that shit 19316 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: on a ring 19316 | Lair:8 | Killed a dire elephant 19317 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: oh 19318 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: that 19320 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: go get it bro 19324 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: i got it 19326 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: i just 19329 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: phrased that sentence 19330 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: horibly 19330 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: horribly 19330 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: oh 19330 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: ok 19359 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: the really ostentatious things? 19361 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: muncho you remind me of a younger version of me 19486 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: orly 19486 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: yea 19490 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: i suck at phrasing sentences too 19496 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: yeah aren't they ostentatious? 19496 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: i also graduated early 19496 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: lol 19514 | Lair:8 | Noticed a crazed wizard 19516 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: statue room 19517 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: be wary of demons 19518 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: woooo 19520 | Lair:8 | Paralysed by a crazed wizard for 5 turns 19520 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: wizard 19520 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: dead 19521 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: gg 19521 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: abyss 19521 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: so 19521 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: crazed wizard 19521 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: ok 19523 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: bye 19523 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: this wizard 19526 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: maybe 19527 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: opened a portal to hell 19528 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: nope 19528 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: gg 19528 | Lair:8 | Killed a crazed wizard 19528 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: no abyss 19528 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: and there's 19528 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: hellshit 19528 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: hahahahaha 19528 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: in the next room 19529 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: open 19529 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: the 19529 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: dont open the next room 19531 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: door 19531 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: open 19532 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: it 19533 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: heal first 19533 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: opeeeen 19533 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: it 19533 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: dammit 19633 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: stupid crazed wizard 19653 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: I think she can take them 19656 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: didn't stand a chance 19656 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: she can 19657 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: with her retinue 19657 | Lair:8 | Found a burning altar of Makhleb. 19659 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: GOOOOOOOO 19659 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: close door 19659 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: dont rush 19659 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: .... hahahahahahahahhaa 19659 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: HOLD TAB 19659 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: HAHAHAHAHAHAH 19660 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: THIS ROOM 19660 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: WATCH SHIT DIE 19663 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: like..... woops sorry guys didn't mean to mess up your party 19664 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: uh 19666 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: whats 19666 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: ur 19666 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: rF 19666 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: wear a rF ring plz 19667 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: oh ok 19667 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: good 19667 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: dat amulet 19681 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: yea 19681 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: sun demons 19683 | Lair:8 | Reached skill level 21 in Axes 19683 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: i think smokey 19683 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: do qutie ab it of dmg 19683 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: is the real dicklord here 19683 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: hey 19683 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: hey 19683 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: you need 19683 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: axe skill 21 19683 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: a bigger axe 19683 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: RAW! 19684 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: wait 19684 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: jesus 19684 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: you had 19684 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: he made it to lair 19684 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: that axe all along? 19684 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: with a handaxe 19684 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: wut 19684 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: What a6out that 6attleaxe? 19684 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: YES 19684 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: to be fair his warriors are pretty swoll 19684 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: 2swoll 19684 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: TAKE OFF 19684 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: take off 19684 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: I do^'t wa^t to use it though. 19684 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: the buckler 19684 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: btw 19684 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: you really should 19684 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: can you go 19684 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: you'll killdudes 19684 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: ctrl f 19684 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: It's ^ot orcish 19684 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: then axe 19684 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: yeah but 19684 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft 19684 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: that's such a small bonus 19684 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: trust me 19684 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: throw that shit on 19684 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: swang it 19684 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: kill thangs 19684 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: People like you make 8eogh cry. 19684 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: throw that axe at the smoke demon 19684 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: like those drarves could ever make things worth using 19685 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: THROW THE AXE AT THE SMOKE DEMON AND WIELD THE ORCISH ONE 19685 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: teleported 19685 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: thanks mr. hellwin 19686 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: gg orc bros 19687 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: oh 19687 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: mr hellwing 19687 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: saving the day 19687 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: you need 19687 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: to take off 19687 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: your buckler 19687 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: T 19687 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: 19688 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: hey bubbles ctrl f and search axe after this 19690 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: bucklers are worth wearing because of final fantasy 6 19690 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: i hate that 19690 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: the only ff i played 19690 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: was 13 19690 | Lair:8 | CursedNobleman: 6 is balla 19690 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: shame on you 19690 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: i've won I and II 19690 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: WHOA 19690 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: glowing battle axe 19690 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: and that's it 19690 | Lair:8 | CursedNobleman: but the olde tactics was the best 19690 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: WHAT IS THIS 19690 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: Celes was beast 19690 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: you had 19690 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: how many 19690 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: axes 19690 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: go down 19690 | Lair:8 | CursedNobleman: l.i.t.t.l.e. m.o.n.e.y. 19690 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: press space 19690 | Lair:8 | vaudevillain: hahahaha wow 19690 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: ok you have one glowing battle axe in the shop 19690 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: in d7 19690 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: you should check that out 19690 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: after killing these guys 19690 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: IT'S ^OT ORCISH 8RO, GLORY TO 8EOGH 19690 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: oh 19690 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: (just kiddi^g) 19690 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: you want orcish 19690 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: ull get one in vaults 19691 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: im sure 19692 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: +3 Battle axe 19692 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: heh 19692 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: uh oh 19699 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: you're actually close 19704 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: them warriors 19714 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: are owning it 19721 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: there is treasure at the end 19725 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: usually 19837 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: yeah 19905 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: go to hell 20009 | Lair:8 | Found a gateway to Hell. 20015 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: on the hell gate 20017 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: don't go throught the gate 20018 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: oh shit a rod 20018 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: dont go in 20018 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: through* 20019 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: get the rod 20035 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: probably demonology 20035 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: wield it it might be awesome 20035 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: or it might be striking 20035 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: Why ^ot visit hell? 20035 | Lair:8 | Identified a +6 rod of destruction [fire] (13/13) (You found it on level 8 of the Lair of Beasts) 20036 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: its a late game branch 20036 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: because it's a silly place 20036 | Lair:8 | CursedNobleman: theres candy and strippers on the other side of that gate 20036 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: premature death 20036 | Lair:8 | CursedNobleman: take a look 20036 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: Also, what's a rod? 20036 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: nice rod 20036 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: its like a wand 20036 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: but recharges 20036 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: :o 20036 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: and has many spells 20036 | Lair:8 | CursedNobleman: which means it sucks 20036 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: but you need evocations 20036 | Lair:8 | CursedNobleman: and youll forget you own it 20036 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: Like a 6rogue staff? 20036 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: ask arrhy about that 20036 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: i dont know about brogue 20064 | Lair:8 | Noticed a six-headed hydra 20065 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: but you need evocations otherwise the rod will take up a lot of ur munchies 20065 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: you can use the rod 20065 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: here 20065 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: test it 20065 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: a-b or c 20065 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: I CA^'T SELECT FIRE8OLT 20065 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: LOL 20065 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: cause you suck at evocations 20065 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: just smite the hydra 20065 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: ^o, 6ecause I do^'t have a 8 key 20065 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: nah dont waste piety 20065 | Lair:8 | Roshnak: you guys 20065 | Lair:8 | Roshnak: I just found this ring 20065 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: ahahaha 20065 | Lair:8 | Roshnak: you 20065 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: you don't have 20065 | Lair:8 | Roshnak: you need to see this 20065 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: a b key 20065 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: lol 20065 | Lair:8 | Roshnak: Words cannot describe this ring I just found 20067 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: I'm sure they can 20067 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: so 20067 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: why aren't there any acid dragons in crawl? 20067 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: useyou can use whatumacallit vim keys? 20068 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: uh 20068 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: b is a vikey 20068 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: just use 1 instead of b 20068 | Lair:8 | Killed a seven-headed hydra 20068 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: or was it 2 20069 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: no like 20069 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: it's a rod 20069 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: you hafta hit "b" 20069 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: oh 20070 | Lair:8 | Arrhythmia: it doesn't accept non-b options 20072 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: by firebolt 20072 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: you mean 20072 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: fire ball 20119 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: i wonder what happened to our thread 20135 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: I was gone for a moment 20158 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: did I miss anything epic? 20171 | Lair:8 | Roshnak: THIS RING I JUST FOUND FROST 20171 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: I took out a hydra, fou^d a gate to hell, a^d got a rod of fire somethi^g or other 20245 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: Dark bubble has no B key and can't make full use of a rod :-) 20261 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: wow thanks DB 20396 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: darkbubble you my heroin 20448 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: hey vc 20462 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: I lie, my wife is my heroin. but you're my non wife heroin 20462 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: heroine? 20462 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: heroi^e or heroi^? o.o 20462 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: or is that the joke 20464 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: im not getting 20468 | Lair:8 | VengefulCarrot: http://i.imgur.com/HvNpsRV.png 20632 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: I meant Hearione but I didn't know it had an E 20632 | Lair:8 | TheProvocateur: heh 20634 | Lair:8 | frostHazard: thanks for teaching me 20666 | Lair:8 | darkbubble: Sure thi^g c: 20695 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: shoulda been like 20708 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: CALL ME MUNCHO 20725 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: CAUSE IMA SPLAT ALL NIGHT 20732 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: or something 20741 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: i wanna be there 20742 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: i wanna be 20748 | Lair:8 | ElMuncho: special 20814 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: I like how 20837 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: CN gets dragged into that conversation 20921 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: POIS 21182 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: good bye pois 21279 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: well whatever I'll just say what I found 21280 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: the ring "Vokurph" (Wiz rPois rF+ rC++ rN+ Dam+6 SInv) 21283 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: the fuck 21287 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: holy shit 21292 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: i never find shit like that 21299 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: This is the first time 21304 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: I've ever found an UBER ARTIFACT 21308 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: nice cap 21308 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: OMG 21310 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: such a wonderful cap 21310 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: shit that just makes you go "that can happen?" 21310 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: jaunty as shit 21310 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: if you squint 21310 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: that hat 21310 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: looks like pondering hat 21310 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: I'd wear a hat like that if I was a bard 21310 | Lair:7 | darkbubble: I sure would fucki^g love to lear^ su6limatio^ of 6lood. 21310 | Lair:7 | Cheibrodos: Did I miss anything interesting? 21310 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: HEY CHEI 21310 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: DID YOU KNOW 21310 | Lair:7 | Cheibrodos: Hey muncho! 21310 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: you missed the concept of bard of blood 21310 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: THEIF HAS ANOTHER GAME COMING OUT 21323 | Lair:7 | Cheibrodos: WHHAATTTTT 21350 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: YES 21372 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: I WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU CHEI 21373 | Lair:7 | Cheibrodos: I knew they had announced it in like 200X but it wasnt being developed 21385 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: vampires lost spammals in .12! 21388 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: stop 21389 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: ruining it 21389 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: chei 21395 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: be excited dammit 21395 | Lair:7 | Cheibrodos: Muncho thank you for telling me about this! 21395 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: AW YIS 21395 | Lair:7 | Cheibrodos: I had actually forgotten about thief 21395 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: I love that door 21396 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: YW 21398 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: needless door 21401 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: for the win 21419 | Lair:7 | Cheibrodos: I'm happy to hear they are continuing the series, and will probably finish my second go-through of thief 1 21431 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: hey vc 21448 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: hey 21448 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: i got pro with draven 21450 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: dang 21450 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: and his new skin 21450 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: is so awesome 21452 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: dang 21468 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: i went like 23/5 yesterday 21470 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: like 21471 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: melting 21472 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: shit 21472 | Lair:7 | Cheibrodos: Well, I must go to sleep now so I can study in the morning. Bye everyone. 21472 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: dang 21474 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: BYE CHEI 21478 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: DONT DIE 21485 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: isnt it like 8 pm there 21537 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: yep 21537 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: this map is so open 21540 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: its lair 21542 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: yaks 21544 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: think they are something special 21545 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: becuase they are stronger than rats 21546 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: pfffffft 21546 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: http://i.imgur.com/HvNpsRV.png did you read this 21548 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: that image is great 21548 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: I recommend it highly to everybody 21548 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: that image 21549 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: rules 21549 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: my gosh 21549 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: CN's exploits 21549 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: Also, is xp shared among visible orcs? 21549 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: yes 21549 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: someone posted it in the forums 21549 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: and minmay was all like 21549 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: vc 21549 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/March_2013/03_25_2013_Gladiator_Draven/Draven_Gladiator_splash.jpg 21549 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: also 21549 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: "for the record, i was calling my dick a "stone giant" before anyone else" 21549 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: fuck your chatbox 21549 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: woah gigantic link 21549 | Lair:7 | darkbubble: That image is great 21549 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: it is 21551 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: that link is a bitch to copy and paste 21552 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: it is 21552 | Lair:7 | Reached skill level 22 in Axes 21554 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: daaaaaaaaaaaaang 21562 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: madman draven skin 21562 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: its 21562 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: so awesome 21562 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: that guy's mustache 21562 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: now i have ALL draven skins 21564 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: all 21564 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: of 21564 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: them 21564 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: killed 10 men for no reason 21564 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: dammit 21564 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: you da man 21564 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: strangled them in their sleep 21564 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: his tatoos light up when i use his blood rush 21582 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: This is what the barbarian should've looked like in D:3 21582 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: not some old asshole 21582 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: where is that from anyway? 21582 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: which image board 21582 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: 4chan 21582 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: I think 21582 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: huh? 21582 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: nawwww 21582 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: cant be 21582 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: the lol site? 21583 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: no 21603 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: WATCHU TALKN BOUT 21610 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: The image of CN's exploits is from 4chan pretty sure 21610 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: http://i.imgur.com/HvNpsRV.png 21627 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: oh ok 21654 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: yea 21654 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: because someone actually posted a 4chan link to it 21654 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: 4chan 21654 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: so who from ehre goes to 4chan 21655 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: i do 21655 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: rarely 21655 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: like 21655 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: extremely 21656 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: rarely 21656 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: I used to go because I was an ~edgy teenager~ 21656 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: but now 21656 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: yea 21656 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: not really 21656 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: i went when i was 15 21656 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: till about 18 21656 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: then i was like 21656 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: wtf this is just cancer 21656 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: chei's the one who found that picture 21672 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: chei made the post 21680 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: obv 21681 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: I went back a few times since then 21681 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: 'cause he goes to 4chan 21700 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: every time I go 21701 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: "why" 21717 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: it's just so bad 21719 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: I think it's funny ..... that what I used to call the worst album ever... is currently my favorite album DB... 21762 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: now what might that be frost? 21762 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: squiddles! 21762 | Lair:7 | darkbubble: What, Squiddles? 21762 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: yes 21762 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: squiddles o.o 21762 | Lair:7 | darkbubble: Wow. Your favorite? 21762 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: yes 21766 | Lair:7 | vaudevillain: Over Cherubim even? 21766 | Lair:7 | darkbubble: I was go^^a ssay 21766 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: OH GOD 21766 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: MY BRAIN 21766 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: NO 21766 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: NO 21766 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: i should've seen this coming, in hindsight 21766 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: barely over cherubin 21766 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: but just barely 21766 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: WHY DID I YOUTUBE SQUIDDLES 21766 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: oh man 21766 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: I have no idea what you are talking about 21766 | Lair:7 | Arrhythmia: that's actually pretty funny 21766 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: but I know it involves homestuck 21915 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: at least I'm p sure 21915 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: yes 21922 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: WELP 21922 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: lol tiem 21926 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: it's a homestuck album 21936 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: People tell me I should read homestuck 21936 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: recall dem orcs 21944 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: my friend has shown me enough homestuck shit though that 21944 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: I just might not do that 21945 | Lair:7 | darkbubble: Homestuck fa^s te^d to 6e really a^^oyi^g. 21945 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: my gosh the bioshock soundtrack is amazing 21945 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: homestuck is the most addictive drug on the planet 21945 | Lair:7 | darkbubble: I^ ge^eral 21950 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: bubble 21950 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: yes I'm raelly annoying 21950 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: why are youre letters all fucked up 21950 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9AjsA-w48Y 21950 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: your 21950 | Lair:7 | darkbubble: I exploded wi^e o^to my key6oard a while 6ack. 21991 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: wine does wonders for her keyboard it seems 21991 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: so 21997 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: is that intentional? 22004 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: the letters i mean 22058 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: how about you 22058 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: muncho 22058 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: take your keyboard 22058 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: open it up 22058 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: yes and no 22058 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: wipe it down 22058 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: let it dry 22058 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: her keyboard is broken 22058 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: so it's intentions 22058 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: put it back together 22058 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: dont keyboards 22058 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: cost like 22058 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: 10 bucks 22058 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: are there inplace of buttons that don't work 22058 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: like 22058 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: 5 22058 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: she has a laptop 22058 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: I've spilled shit on my keyboard multiple times 22058 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: ah 22058 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: with a usb? 22058 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: ofc vc 22058 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: You just gotta unplug it, wipe it down, dry it, and it's fine 22058 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: it would be silly to have a keyboard on a laptop 22058 | Lair:7 | darkbubble: I'm tryi^g to save mo^ey right ^ow. :s 22058 | Lair:7 | VengefulCarrot: oh 22058 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: it kind of defies the entire reasons of a laptop in my mind anyway 22060 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: also why is Bioshock: infinite SO DAMN GOOD 22063 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: might as well have a tower 22083 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: I WANT IT DAMMIT 22085 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: THAT ENDING MESSED WITH MY HEAD 22089 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: DONT 22092 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: TELL 22094 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: THAT 22094 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: SHIT 22095 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: ILL KILL YOU 22098 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: I'm not gonna 22100 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: don't worry 22103 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: k 22105 | Lair:7 | Roshnak: I wouldn't dare spoil the experience. 22134 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: TELL ME THIS 22145 | Lair:7 | frostHazard: hahaha fans of anything hate being spoiled 22150 | Lair:7 | ElMuncho: IS THE INSECT SWARM PLASMID STILL THERE? 22154 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: PLS YES 22159 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: i actually 22161 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: in a way 22167 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: guessed the ending at the start 22167 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: nope 22182 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: You shoot crows instead of bees 22189 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: if you look carefully at the hints 22189 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: LIKE 22190 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: BIRDS? 22190 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: ? 22213 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: carrot 22213 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: don 22214 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: do 22215 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: it 22219 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: you can thread the story 22220 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: nu 22221 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: i wont do it 22222 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: you can, yes 22223 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: but I wasn't paying attention enough to infer shit 22223 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: and that is the amazing part 22224 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: that its consistant 22224 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: throughout 22225 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: I was too busy shooting dudes in the face 22230 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: damn vc 22239 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: im about to lose this match 22239 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: That being said, the atmosphere was amazing 22246 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: indeed 22247 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: laning against diana sucks 22248 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: I really soaked it in 22248 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: with malz 22248 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: i played it for the experience 22249 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: welp 22251 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: with me luck 22252 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: nto really for shoothings 22254 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: GOOD LUCK 22255 | Lair:6 | ElMuncho: wish 22255 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: the part where you start hearing songs that you shouldn't be hearing? 22263 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: Like the barbershop quartet in the beginning? 22266 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: SO GOOD 22266 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: yea 22266 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: ok n o more spoilers 22266 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: let them experience 22283 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: It isn't spoilery 22285 | Lair:6 | Gained Arkwar as an ally 22286 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: all I'm saying is 22286 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: pay attention 22291 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: oh then the beach song too 22292 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: One thing? 22296 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: if you listen to the beach song carefully 22300 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: when you see the barbershop quartet 22304 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: notice the song they're singing 22313 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: and note the year. 22318 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: that's it 22338 | Lair:6 | Found a staircase to the Snake Pit. 22347 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: I didn't realize it the first time I saw it because I forgot what year the game was set in 22347 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: and what about the beach song? 22350 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: its actually "girls just wanna have fun" 22350 | Lair:6 | frostHazard: HUMANIMLES! 22363 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: Shit like that 22365 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: is why I'm playing the game again 22365 | Lair:6 | the staircase to the Snake Pit was a mimic. 22366 | Lair:6 | darkbubble: STAIRS MIMIC?!?! 22366 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: You know a game's good when you play it a second time right after you beat it 22368 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: Heh, Agrik just wants to settle down and be a family man 22369 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: with a fungus farm. 22369 | Lair:6 | Arrhythmia: so 22369 | Lair:6 | darkbubble: "I ca^'t wait to go home a^d see my wife a^d kids" 22369 | Lair:6 | Arrhythmia: which branches do we have? 22477 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: hey do you guys 22480 | Lair:6 | frostHazard: hmmmm quotes 22496 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: think there should be more variety 22500 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: to the slime pits? 22602 | Lair:6 | Reached XP level 14. HP: 101/101 MP: 24/24 22615 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: also also 22615 | Lair:6 | darkbubble: LEVEL 14!! I'M SO EXCITED!!! 22618 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: how hilarious is recall after you clear the orc mines? 22622 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: Is "It's raining men" appropriate? 22625 | Lair:6 | Arrhythmia: yes 22628 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: Also that ring I found 22630 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: is so amazingly mindblowingly awesome 22631 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: if only i had recall in warcraft 3 22631 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: I had to stop playing for today 22658 | Lair:6 | Reached skill level 23 in Axes 22672 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: It's the best item I've ever found 22702 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: you guys ever find stuff like that? 22703 | Lair:6 | CursedNobleman: recall exists 22709 | Lair:6 | Found a staircase to the Slime Pits. 22715 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: eh you can take those jellies 22715 | Lair:6 | frostHazard: you can do it.... DB 22715 | Lair:6 | CursedNobleman: but its an amulet, and doesnt spawn in most stores i think 22715 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: oh ok 22716 | Lair:6 | CursedNobleman: no 22716 | Lair:6 | CursedNobleman: and exclude the door 22718 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: lol 22720 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: WOAAH 22720 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: WARLORD 22720 | Lair:6 | Tulip: oh deaaarrr 22720 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: shiny 22722 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: now give him some stones that he throws for 40 damage 22726 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: rofl 22726 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: warlords 22726 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: 22726 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: so op 22728 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: MORBEOGH 22729 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: HIS NAME 22729 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: IS 22729 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: MOR BEOGH 22732 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: oh nvm 22732 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: the other one anyway 22732 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: dont 22732 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: Agrik 22732 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: is a warlord 22732 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: when all he wants 22732 | Lair:6 | darkbubble: Mo' 8eogh, mo' pro6lems 22732 | Lair:6 | Roshnak: is to be a simple fungus farmer 22737 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: dont 22740 | Lair:6 | VengefulCarrot: go there 22953 | Lair:5 | frostHazard: HOrc 22968 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: TWO WARLORDS 22968 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: A^OTHER O^E 22968 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: whoa 22968 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: MO BEOGH 22968 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: these dudes 22968 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: MORBOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 22969 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: hes gonna be the 22969 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: successor 22969 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Two warlords at level 14 22969 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: i can see it 22969 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: MOR' BEOGH LESS PROLLEMS 22969 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: goddamn 22980 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: oh nvm 22984 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: new beogh is fair and balanced 22985 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: he got 22988 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: downgraded 22989 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: wait what 22989 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: I was all excited too 22996 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: what just happened 22996 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: it was just 22996 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: a lag 22997 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: oh 23001 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: lame 23004 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: yea trunk lags 23009 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: agrik's stealin all yo kills and xp 23010 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: sometimes you see two of the enemy 23021 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: It's always funny when you think there's 4 hell sentinels 23022 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: when there's only 2 23023 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: which is still problematic obviously 23023 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: jesus 23024 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: hell sentinals 23024 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: yeah that's not really an improvement 23024 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: are so gety 23024 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: they just 23025 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: whipe out horde of dragons 23026 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: like nothing 23028 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: They go down to 3-4 iron shots 23030 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: or incredibly badass melee 23030 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: anything less 23031 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: and you're wasting your time. 23035 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: I once tried to kill a hell sentinel 23036 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: while wielding a quickblade. 23039 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: the thing is because of the spiny 23041 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: and hell fire 23041 | Lair:5 | CursedNobleman: stride into the orc mines and have your elites kill everyone 23043 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: the dragons just die by attacking them 23067 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: the spikes do crazy damage too, no? 23070 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: yea 23070 | Lair:5 | CursedNobleman: yeah 23089 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: spinies not that bad 23090 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: you people are wierd 23094 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: not to high AC faggots 23101 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: but to poor summoned dragons 23102 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: anyone know the amount off the top of their head? 23103 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: ah yes, iron dragons 23103 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: with like 10 AC 23104 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: "poor low AC faggots" 23107 | Lair:5 | Gained mutation: Your muscles are strong, but stiff (Str +1, Dex -1). [potion of mutation] 23107 | Lair:5 | Lost mutation: You cover ground quickly. [potion of mutation] 23108 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: apparently 23108 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: it's 19d4 23110 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: its not like you summon iron dragons every time 23111 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: they are rare 23112 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: which is pitiful if you've got any decent amount of AC 23144 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: but otherwise 23144 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: ow 23577 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: That seems a bit high though 23577 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: 19d4 is actually pretty big 23577 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: it's from the wiki, so take with a tub of salt 23595 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: oh okay 23597 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: i'm just going to chalk it up to Bad Wiki 23628 | Lair:5 | Found a staircase to the Snake Pit. 23634 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: hey 23634 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: because 19d4 is the damage range of 19 - 76 23634 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: did you find 23634 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: haste yet 23634 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: My armor has pois resist, should I visit the S^ake Pit? 23636 | Lair:5 | Found a staircase to the Shoals. 23638 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: you can do the first 4 levels 23639 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: which, on average, is 52 damage 23648 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: but that's with 0 AC 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: and it's also subject to EV 23658 | Lair:5 | Eclecticist: shoals and snake, eh? 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: Whoa 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: What's shoals? 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: shoals is ab it harder 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: and annoying 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: dark, when's the last time you've played 23658 | Lair:5 | Eclecticist: it's like merfolk hell 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: she's never gotten this for 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: far* 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Oh okay 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Well gratz on getting this far! 23658 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: SHOALS 23658 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: it's five levels deep 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: Tha^k you! 23658 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: and FILLED with merfolk 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: yea ull get your butt whooped 23658 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: also it has, at the bottom, the Barnacled Rune of Zot 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: Merfolk sou^d shitty 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: I just make the mistake of everybody knowing everything about crawl 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: of thinking everybody* 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: I mea^ I've 6ee^ playi^g the game co^siste^tly for a6out 5 years 23658 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: also 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: I have ^o excuse for ^ever havi^g made it this far. 23658 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: you need three runes to get into zot 23658 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: to get the orb 23658 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: so you'll probably need to go there eventually 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: gratz on playing with minimal spoilers 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Also 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Things you'll need 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: rPois 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: rC+ at least 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: Check! 23658 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: worry about that later 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: and preferably some sort of flying 23658 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: also: 23658 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: beogh 23658 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: walk on water 23658 | Lair:5 | frostHazard: woooooooooooooooo 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: oh hey you only need 5 stars for that? 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: sweet 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Thought it was 6 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: so yeah you're good! 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Although 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: doing it now is a bit early. 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Your call though. 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: shoals doesnt have much exp 23658 | Lair:5 | Eclecticist: i'd totally finish lair that the least 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: until the last level 23658 | Lair:5 | Eclecticist: before doing either of these 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: lair is finished 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: The^ I guess I'll play it safe a^d work my way 6ack to the mai^ du^geo^. 23658 | Lair:5 | Eclecticist: oh. 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Generally, lair branches are done at a higher level 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: Yeah, I made it to lair 8 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: to minimize risk and whatnot 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: since the shoals ending 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: is quite hardcore 23658 | Lair:5 | Eclecticist: nice. what was the theme? 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: you can do them now 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: really any ending is hardcore 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: Should I go 6ack to the orc mi^es a^d do elve^ hall or somethi^g? 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: since you have warlords 23658 | Lair:5 | Eclecticist: my last lair 8 was catoblepas 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: catoplebas ending is rough 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: also 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: what happened 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: to ur other orcs 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: shouldnt you have like 20 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: or more 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: she hasn't recalled them is all I think? 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: They died i^ the halls. 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: ^o, I have. 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: oh 23658 | Lair:5 | Eclecticist: no, don't do elf until way later. that's totally optional anyway 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: oh well 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: This is all that's left. 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: on the bright side 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: you have quality 23658 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: over quantity 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: Exactly. c: 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Well in any case you've got a tight-knit group of badass bodyguards 23658 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: which is what it usually comes down to anyways. 23658 | Lair:5 | Eclecticist: you should probably continue dung floor if lair is completed 23658 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: My ragtag 6a^d of champio^s 23670 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: that warlord would probably curbstomp you in 1v1 combat 23673 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: and you're not a pushover 23674 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: so yeah you're doing pretty good 23681 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: hey 23681 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: btw 23687 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: check out 23688 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: the glowing axe 23689 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: in the shop 23730 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: its dirt cheap 23730 | Lair:5 | darkbubble: I will, that's what I've 6ee^ savi^g my e^cha^t weapo^ scrolls for. 23829 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: executioner would be awesome but they are rare :/ 23830 | Lair:5 | Eclecticist: eat that dragon! 23838 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: and orcish executioner 23880 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: is something ive not seen 23913 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: I have! 23933 | Lair:5 | Noticed a six-headed hydra 23934 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: I found one once in the slime vaults. 23934 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: It was electrocution 23935 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: twas incredible 23935 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: I was playing 23936 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: an octopode at the time so 23936 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: eh 23937 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: food for my slimes 23937 | Lair:5 | Killed a seven-headed hydra 23937 | Lair:5 | TheProvocateur: whats a good god for a tengu monk? 23938 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: anything really 23938 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: what do you want to go for? 23970 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Monk is nice because you can fulfill just about any role 23985 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Hybrid? Okawaru. 23986 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Pure melee? 23986 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: tengu monk 23986 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: go kiku 23986 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Trog 23987 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: or something 23989 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: bone dragon buddies? 23989 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: yred 23991 | Lair:5 | TheProvocateur: oh, does vehemut help with dragon form? 23992 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Nope! 23997 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: no 24021 | Lair:5 | TheProvocateur: or just conjurations? 24067 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: why do you want to becoem a tengu dragon 24115 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: He used to help summoning/conjurations 24115 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: dragon form is very shit if your not a dragon 24115 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: but now just conjurations 24147 | Lair:5 | TheProvocateur: got a book of fire 24147 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: i'm a bit behind on this 'cause of lag 24147 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: statue form is a better alternative to most characters, as well as lichform 24147 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: but 24193 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: unarmed is the straight up best weapon in the game 24193 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: ty arrhy 24199 | Lair:5 | TheProvocateur: starts as the worst though 24199 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: but thats not 24199 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: what were talkign about 24199 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: I can second arrhy's statement 24206 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: dammit 24226 | Lair:5 | luis21: sup everyone! 24236 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: Claws + Statue Form is some insane damage output 24240 | Lair:5 | Arrhythmia: i'm never helpful :( 24241 | Lair:5 | Roshnak: 2hko hell sentinels 24241 | Lair:5 | CursedNobleman: ranged attacks are better than UC 24243 | Lair:4 | VengefulCarrot: i agree that unarmed is eventually the best weapon 24243 | Lair:4 | Arrhythmia: INCORRECT 24243 | Lair:4 | Arrhythmia: SIR 24247 | Lair:5 | CursedNobleman: espeially earlygame 24252 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: but weapons can be useful 24258 | Lair:5 | VengefulCarrot: for their faster short delay 24288 | Lair:4 | Arrhythmia: unarmed starts at 1.0 though 24288 | Lair:4 | VengefulCarrot: lik you only need a fraction of the skill 24288 | Lair:4 | TheProvocateur: I should go vehemut just cause +3 conj apt 24288 | Lair:4 | Arrhythmia: nothing but like, daggers start at that 24288 | Lair:4 | VengefulCarrot: for weaposn to reach min delay 24315 | Lair:4 | Roshnak: well that and quickblades 24352 | Lair:3 | Arrhythmia: i dunno, it's ~16 skill for most weapons to hit .7, and it's 15 for UC to hit .7 24361 | Lair:2 | frostHazard: maybe the orcs are following you because your pies? 24403 | D:10 | Arrhythmia: so it's about that same 24403 | D:10 | Roshnak: but good luck finding a quickblade in the early dungeon 24403 | D:10 | frostHazard: you ever think of that? 24403 | D:10 | Found Phuutt's Distillery. 24408 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: yea but 16 skill unarmed 24408 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: isnt as powerful as 16 skill weapon 24413 | D:10 | Arrhythmia: it totally is 24414 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: because unarmed grows linear and weapons are exponential decay 24414 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: so they will be more powerful at certain regions 24417 | D:10 | legoman727: How are you gentlemen 24417 | D:10 | Arrhythmia: unarmed grows linear in base damage, but it also grows linear in delay 24417 | D:10 | legoman727: all your orcs are belong to us 24417 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: fine mr legoman sir 24417 | D:10 | Arrhythmia: so it's also exponential 24417 | D:10 | darkbubble: Jesus, 14 spectators 24417 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: i meant exponentialy with respect to skill 24417 | D:10 | legoman727: No pressure. 24417 | D:10 | frostHazard: we get signal 24417 | D:10 | legoman727: Just don't fuck up. 24417 | D:10 | Arrhythmia: but 24417 | D:10 | legoman727: And if you do fuck up 24419 | D:10 | legoman727: make it entertainig 24420 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: y axis = damage x axis = skill 24435 | D:10 | Arrhythmia: yeah 24442 | D:10 | Arrhythmia: so does unarmed 24452 | D:10 | legoman727: But you have a Warlord at D10 24455 | D:10 | legoman727: so I think you'll be fine. 24485 | D:10 | Arrhythmia: you can't just say "damage" because that's a useless metric 24490 | D:10 | legoman727: what happened to the rest of your orcs? 24490 | D:10 | Arrhythmia: it has to be something like "damage per swing" or "damage per unit aut" 24623 | D:10 | frostHazard: WTF 24700 | D:10 | frostHazard: why can't we play as two headed ogres? 24703 | D:10 | frostHazard: or can we? 24743 | D:10 | legoman727: you should really eat that yak 24744 | D:10 | TheProvocateur: Why can't we dual wield is a better question 24764 | D:10 | legoman727: go cut it up 24823 | D:10 | legoman727: and eat it 24880 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: so unarmed is linear delay decrease per skill 24982 | D:10 | frostHazard: don't eat yak 24985 | D:10 | frostHazard: it sounds disgusting 24995 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: so just model it as an equation 24996 | D:10 | TheProvocateur: also, about how heavy of armor can you go with unarmed? 25003 | D:10 | legoman727: EAAAAAAAAAAT 25016 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: and model weapon damage per turn as an equation 25019 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: and see if they intersect 25037 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: if they intersect weapons are better at some point 25038 | D:10 | legoman727: ...are you trying to die 25038 | D:10 | legoman727: ;-; 25063 | D:10 | frostHazard: mmmmm honey combs 25102 | D:10 | frostHazard: I like how DB plays 25115 | D:10 | frostHazard: I starve all the time before I eat now too 25116 | D:10 | TheProvocateur: also, you're missing that glowing battle axe on d7 25122 | D:10 | frostHazard: it really allows you to save on rations 25124 | D:10 | TheProvocateur: just sayin' 25127 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: why you keep ignoring mr battle axe 25129 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: okay 25129 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: so 25129 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: base damage unarmed is 3 + UC skill 25129 | D:9 | darkbubble: That's what I'm goi^g up to get right ^ow!! 25223 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: okay bubbles dont kill me 25228 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: oh 25228 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: you got a new pal 25228 | D:7 | Roshnak: hah random orc 25232 | D:6 | VengefulCarrot: thats cute 25234 | D:6 | darkbubble: I 6elieve i^ him! 25248 | D:7 | legoman727: Ensign Orcshirt 25252 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: (3+UC)/(UC delay) = damage per turn 25293 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: what about weapons 25320 | D:7 | Roshnak: I love that he's this tiny orc due 25332 | D:7 | Roshnak: surrounded by veteran badass dudes 25352 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: man 25352 | D:7 | darkbubble: He's got guts 25352 | D:7 | Roshnak: glowing battleaxe 25352 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: such a nice shop 25352 | D:7 | darkbubble: 6ig dreams 25352 | D:7 | Roshnak: also glowing great sword? 25352 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: you coulda brancehd to swords even if that great sword was good 25352 | D:7 | Bought a glowing battleaxe for 149 gold pieces 25352 | D:7 | Roshnak: worth buying and giving to warlord? 25352 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: yea probably 25352 | D:7 | Roshnak: I'd check it out 25352 | D:7 | Roshnak: because 25355 | D:7 | Roshnak: because I have an insatiable need to identify any and all randarts 25355 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: give your orcs good equipment 25355 | D:7 | legoman727: try on the battleaxe 25355 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: and they will serve you well 25355 | D:7 | darkbubble: I like that the warlord has reach though 25355 | D:7 | legoman727: see if it's good 25355 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: yea reach is good 25358 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: okay 25358 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: axes are also good 25358 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: i did the math 25359 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: and 25359 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: look out for crossbows 25359 | D:7 | legoman727: also use ID some of thsoe wands 25359 | D:7 | TheProvocateur: too many un-IDed wands 25360 | D:7 | legoman727: and ditch the random effect ones 25360 | D:7 | TheProvocateur: why! 25360 | D:7 | legoman727: oh god don't quaff-id 25360 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: its ok 25360 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: unarmed combat will do more damage per unit aut 25360 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: than a hand axe 25361 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: at five skill 25361 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: that is 25361 | D:7 | legoman727: TREEFORM 25361 | D:7 | legoman727: YES 25361 | D:7 | TheProvocateur: TREE! 25361 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: hand axe 25361 | D:7 | Roshnak: you are a tree 25361 | D:7 | Hiro: try shouting 25361 | D:7 | Hiro: quick 25361 | D:7 | darkbubble: Hahahaha 25361 | D:7 | Roshnak: with a battleaxe 25361 | D:7 | legoman727: I love that he's holding the axe 25361 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: at five UC, fists will do more damage than an axe at five UC 25361 | D:7 | Hiro: do it 25361 | D:7 | darkbubble: Shouti^g? 25361 | D:7 | darkbubble: How? 25361 | D:7 | TheProvocateur: t 25361 | D:7 | TheProvocateur: tt 25361 | D:7 | Hiro: hit t and then t 25361 | D:7 | Hiro: lol 25361 | D:7 | Roshnak: hah 25368 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: cant oyu use matlab put the equations and have variables such as min delay and such and plot 2 curves 25369 | D:7 | Roshnak: I wonder what your orcs are thinking 25369 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: wait 25369 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: shit 25372 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: i forgot something 25372 | D:7 | Hiro: if you have shoutitis it goes 'you have no mouth but you must scream' 25372 | D:7 | Roshnak: devs really do think of everything 25372 | D:7 | darkbubble: Awesome refere^ce 25372 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: hey 25372 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: ur defence 25372 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: yeah probably 25372 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: is worse 25372 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: also 25372 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: i forgot 25372 | D:7 | Hiro: poly yourself some more, this is great 25372 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: that hand axes start at 1.3 delay 25372 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: not 1 25372 | D:7 | Roshnak: Hiro, there's porcupine form too 25372 | D:7 | darkbubble: Also, I love that right ^ow it's just a 6u^ch of orcs ha^gi^g arou^d a tree 25372 | D:7 | Hiro: i know, i had it 25372 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: so 25374 | D:7 | Hiro: you squeak when you shout 25375 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: unarmed 25375 | D:7 | Roshnak: hanging aroud a tree 25376 | D:7 | Roshnak: that has a battleaxe 25377 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: will do more damage at 2.7 UC 25377 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: than a hand axe will do at 2.7 axes 25377 | D:7 | Roshnak: hold on there 25377 | D:7 | Roshnak: speed racer 25378 | D:7 | Hiro: yessss 25378 | D:7 | Roshnak: equip that battleaxe already 25378 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: what about more than 2.7 25378 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: after 2.7, unarmed will always do more damage 25378 | D:7 | darkbubble: PIG FORM 25378 | D:7 | Hiro: again, shout 25382 | D:7 | Hiro: yesssss 25383 | D:7 | Roshnak: yaaaay 25386 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: whats the hand axe formula? 25389 | D:7 | Roshnak: BUT THE BATTLEAXE 25391 | D:7 | Roshnak: YOU MUST WIELD IT 25393 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: piggyyyyyyyyy 25393 | D:7 | Roshnak: AND THE GREATSWORD 25393 | D:7 | Roshnak: I AM AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT 25393 | D:7 | Hiro: do some more 25393 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: hand axes have 7 base damage and 1.3 delay 25393 | D:7 | darkbubble: WE HAVE ^O ^EED OF AXES WE ARE A PIG ^OW 25393 | D:7 | frostHazard: PIGGGY 25398 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: so the equation i'm modelling 25401 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: is 25408 | D:7 | frostHazard: I WANT TO EAT YOU 25423 | D:7 | frostHazard: awwwwwwww 25427 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: 7/(1.3-0.05X) 25427 | D:7 | gammafunk: Oh man, still the ^ 25429 | D:7 | darkbubble: WHOA 25429 | D:7 | frostHazard: what if I ate a pig and it turned into an orc 25429 | D:7 | Roshnak: well it's certainly better 25429 | D:7 | frostHazard: that would be weird 25430 | D:7 | Hiro: laser sight on that axe 25430 | D:7 | frostHazard: just a bit odd maybe 25431 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: this is technically 25432 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: "base damage per unit time" 25432 | D:7 | darkbubble: Oh, derp 25432 | D:7 | Roshnak: don't bother too much with that axe 25432 | D:7 | Hiro: more forms 25432 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: because actual damage has a whole bunch of dice and shit 25432 | D:7 | Hiro: do it 25433 | D:7 | Roshnak: It's good but not the best 25445 | D:7 | Found a burning altar of Makhleb. 25448 | D:7 | Hiro: more polyint 25449 | D:7 | Hiro: polying 25449 | D:7 | Roshnak: not gonna pick up the greatsword? 25450 | D:7 | Roshnak: You have the money 25450 | D:7 | Hiro: shroom form is the best 25450 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: ok that sounds about right 25450 | D:7 | darkbubble: I am. 25474 | D:7 | Roshnak: so will the orcs release a warcry 25475 | D:7 | Roshnak: when you see ANY enemy? 25475 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: uh 25475 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: go 25475 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: ctrl f 25475 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: battle axe 25475 | D:7 | Roshnak: because I'd like to see a warlord fly into a berserk rage 25475 | D:7 | Roshnak: after seeing a rat 25475 | D:7 | darkbubble: I'd check that scimitar too, 6ut it' a 8 item. 25475 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: oh right 25475 | D:7 | Roshnak: you do have money for both 25475 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: yo ualready got the battle axe 25475 | D:7 | gammafunk: darkbubble, just ro13 your chat text 25475 | D:7 | Bought a faintly glowing great sword for 253 gold pieces 25476 | D:7 | darkbubble: ?? 25476 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: here's another one 25476 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: gammafunk 25476 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: ur doing it wrong 25478 | D:7 | gammafunk: rot13 I mean 25480 | D:7 | Roshnak: also dark 25480 | D:7 | Identified the cursed great sword "Omasu" {antimagic, *Tele +Blink rC+ MR Str-3} (You bought it in a shop on level 7 of the Dungeon) 25481 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: WOAH 25481 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: WOAH 25481 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: if you have 10.7 or greater UC, you will always do more damage than someone with an equivalent skill in M&F using a GSC 25481 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: WOAH 25481 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: GIvLOL 25481 | D:7 | legoman727: welp 25481 | D:7 | legoman727: that is a sword 25481 | D:7 | Hiro: uh oh 25481 | D:7 | Hiro: give that to one of the orcs 25481 | D:7 | Roshnak: if you don't want to bother with a new keyboard 25481 | D:7 | legoman727: remove curse that shit 25481 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: yea give it to ur orc 25481 | D:7 | Roshnak: or cleaning it 25481 | D:7 | Hiro: i wanna see if it'll warp him around 25481 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: name him blinky 25481 | D:7 | Roshnak: you can always install a program to remap your keys. 25481 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: and 25481 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: if you have 25481 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: i like great swords actually 25481 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: 14.6 UC 25481 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: -3 accuracy is not bad 25481 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: you will always do more damage than someone with a GSC 25481 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: regardless of their skill 25481 | D:7 | Implojin: i find the nice thing about UC in practice is that you don't need to dick around finding weapon upgrades, it just scales directly with skill 25483 | D:7 | Roshnak: Implojin 25484 | D:7 | Roshnak: what do you usually train it to 25484 | D:7 | Implojin: which i guess isn't much of a problem for most weapons 25484 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: hey guys its implojin 25486 | D:7 | Implojin: but 25486 | D:7 | Implojin: hi 25495 | D:7 | Roshnak: I mean in the end 25579 | D:7 | Roshnak: you want 27 25779 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: well if you have it at 14.6 apparently you do more damage than any other (non-branded( weapon 25779 | D:7 | gammafunk: Implojin is the new Jester king 25779 | D:7 | Roshnak: but when do you stop in order to make room for other skils? 25781 | D:7 | darkbubble: How do I give items to my teammates? 25785 | D:7 | Roshnak: you need to 25856 | D:7 | Found a glowing silver altar of Zin. 25857 | D:7 | Roshnak: *t 25857 | D:7 | gammafunk: drop em 25857 | D:7 | Roshnak: and then a 25858 | D:7 | gammafunk: hope they pick it up 25858 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: i just wing it 25862 | D:7 | Implojin: i played a dude once where i took 27 UC and 5 fighting before anything else 25862 | D:7 | Roshnak: *t is the ally weapon selection screen 25862 | D:7 | Hiro: ooh 25862 | D:7 | Hiro: mace 25862 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: ctrl+t i think 25862 | D:7 | Implojin: i really don't think it matters much 25862 | D:7 | Roshnak: or ctrl t 25862 | D:7 | Implojin: UC is pretty strong, even more so if you play a guy with claws 25862 | D:7 | Roshnak: but ctrl t also opens a new tab 25862 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: depending on what books i get i wing it when i play unarmed 25862 | D:7 | Implojin: on trolls i usually take UC 12 then fighting 12 25862 | D:7 | Roshnak: so *t is easiest 25862 | D:7 | darkbubble: Yeah, ctrl t is ^ew ta6 25862 | D:7 | Implojin: then other stuff 25862 | D:7 | Roshnak: also 25862 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: you can start at level 1 in lair as a troll 25862 | D:7 | Roshnak: I'd ID the greatsword 25862 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: and still survive 25862 | D:7 | Arrhythmia: i'd agree 25862 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: depending on your luck 25862 | D:7 | Roshnak: to see how badly it's enchanted 25862 | D:7 | Roshnak: if it's like -5,-6 25862 | D:7 | Roshnak: might as well toss it 25862 | D:7 | gammafunk: carrot, I usually start my trolls in Lair:1 for that reason 25885 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: gammafunk i was almost the octopode king 25904 | D:7 | VengefulCarrot: i think bmfx beat me by 4k turns 25906 | D:8 | Roshnak: Well that's assuming lair doesn't have a hydra 25906 | D:8 | ElMuncho: vc 25912 | D:8 | gammafunk: Please take the tentacled thrown 25913 | D:8 | ElMuncho: i 25916 | D:8 | ElMuncho: always 25921 | D:8 | ElMuncho: get 25929 | D:8 | ElMuncho: the 25936 | D:8 | VengefulCarrot: hi muncho 25937 | D:8 | ElMuncho: fucktards 25940 | D:8 | gammafunk: dammit 25942 | D:8 | Arrhythmia: THE 25948 | D:8 | gammafunk: throne 25949 | D:8 | Arrhythmia: muncho 25952 | D:8 | Arrhythmia: stop playing lol 25955 | D:8 | ElMuncho: its like 25957 | D:8 | Arrhythmia: it's all fucktards 25957 | D:8 | ElMuncho: everytime 25957 | D:8 | Roshnak: no I am the king of the octopodes 25959 | D:9 | gammafunk: HEY 25959 | D:9 | VengefulCarrot: LoL has a lot of fucktards 25959 | D:9 | Arrhythmia: you're going to die of an aneurysm 25965 | D:9 | Roshnak: I was a statue octopus who cast tornado and wielded a lightsaber 25966 | D:9 | gammafunk: I AM GOING TO EAT A COOKIE RIGHT NOW 25970 | D:9 | VengefulCarrot: Roshnak not until you beat bmfx 25992 | D:9 | VengefulCarrot: hes got the highscore 25993 | D:9 | ElMuncho: vc 25994 | D:9 | Roshnak: what's bmfx's record? 25996 | D:9 | VengefulCarrot: for Op 25996 | D:9 | ElMuncho: listen 25997 | D:9 | ElMuncho: to this shit 26000 | D:9 | VengefulCarrot: listening 26000 | D:9 | VengefulCarrot: muncho 26000 | D:9 | VengefulCarrot: keep talking 26000 | D:9 | ElMuncho: this khazix 26000 | D:9 | ElMuncho: gets like 26000 | D:9 | VengefulCarrot: i cna multi process 26004 | D:9 | ElMuncho: 9/0 by 11 mins in 26011 | D:9 | ElMuncho: and STILL manages to end up 11/23 26011 | D:9 | ElMuncho: how 26011 | D:9 | ElMuncho: do you even 26011 | D:9 | darkbubble: dou6le warlords 26019 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: roshnak http://crawl.develz.org/morgues/0.10/bmfx/morgue-bmfx-20120830-151800.txt 26019 | D:10 | ElMuncho: vc 26019 | D:10 | ElMuncho: 26019 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: elmuncho 26020 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: it happens 26021 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: cause 26023 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: some guys 26023 | D:10 | ElMuncho: being up 9 kills 26025 | D:10 | ElMuncho: nine 26025 | D:10 | ElMuncho: whole 26025 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: get lucky 26025 | D:10 | darkbubble: Or ^ot 26025 | D:10 | ElMuncho: fucking 26025 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: early one 26025 | D:10 | ElMuncho: kills 26025 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: early on 26025 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: get a lot of kills 26025 | D:10 | ElMuncho: vc 26031 | D:10 | Roshnak: Well shit I'm not beating that 26038 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: but they dont know how to push the advantage 26038 | D:10 | ElMuncho: you can get 9 kills 26055 | D:10 | ElMuncho: and then play blindfolded 26060 | D:10 | gammafunk: MUNCHO 26064 | D:10 | ElMuncho: and carry 26084 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: elmuncho not relaly 26085 | D:10 | gammafunk: ARE YOU PLAYING CRAWL AGAIN?! 26085 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: its not that simple 26185 | D:10 | ElMuncho: HEY GAMMA 26185 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: if ur a fucktard and just rush every teamfight and die 26187 | D:11 | ElMuncho: HALP ME PLAY DF 26187 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: ull still lose 26188 | D:11 | Roshnak: ElMuncho 26188 | D:11 | ElMuncho: he ran from EVERY teamfight 26189 | D:11 | Roshnak: the tactic is simple 26191 | D:11 | gammafunk: I WILL SPEC THE SHIT OUT OF YOU 26191 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: well then he was the other end 26191 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: pretty much 26192 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: he didnt know 26193 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: how 26194 | D:11 | Roshnak: just 26197 | D:11 | Roshnak: make stone shit 26197 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: to use kaxix in a team fight 26197 | D:11 | Roshnak: sell it to the elves 26202 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: he could kill people in ganks 26208 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: but not in team fights 26208 | D:11 | ElMuncho: but roshnak 26208 | D:11 | ElMuncho: i dont know 26208 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: that was his problem 26209 | D:11 | ElMuncho: how to do that 26209 | D:11 | Roshnak: then wall yourself in and have everyone die of a tantrum spiral 26218 | D:11 | ElMuncho: how to wall 26221 | D:11 | ElMuncho: how to stone 26224 | D:11 | ElMuncho: how to elf 26224 | D:11 | darkbubble: Muahahaha 26247 | D:11 | Roshnak: just hit buttons until things happen 26247 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: i love 26252 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: polymorphing something 26253 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: into an orc 26256 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: and then the orc falls in love with you 26262 | D:11 | ElMuncho: and then you kill it 26263 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: i love you too arrhy 26263 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: VC you're not an orc 26263 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: that's CN 26263 | D:11 | ElMuncho: NO 26263 | D:11 | ElMuncho: NO 26263 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: oh ok 26263 | D:11 | ElMuncho: NO 26263 | D:11 | ElMuncho: NO AXES 26263 | D:11 | ElMuncho: ON HYDRAS 26263 | D:11 | Roshnak: hey dark 26264 | D:11 | Roshnak: you should 26264 | D:11 | Roshnak: you should eat something. 26264 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: muncho 26264 | D:11 | gammafunk: chop off the heads bubbles 26264 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: calm down 26264 | D:11 | Roshnak: Right now in fact is a good time to do it 26264 | D:11 | gammafunk: chop them off 26264 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: we're smiting it 26264 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: calm down 26264 | D:11 | ElMuncho: oh 26264 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: chill ya'll 26264 | D:11 | ElMuncho: ok then 26264 | D:11 | ElMuncho: ITS K 26264 | D:11 | ElMuncho: THEN 26265 | D:11 | Roshnak: I always eat my bread rations while near hydras 26265 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: CHILL THE FUCK DOWN OK 26265 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: EVERYBODY 26266 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: CHILL 26266 | D:11 | ElMuncho: but i thought 26266 | D:11 | ElMuncho: you liked 26266 | D:11 | ElMuncho: piety 26267 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: hey 26267 | D:11 | Roshnak: yep starving 26267 | D:11 | Roshnak: there we go 26267 | D:11 | ElMuncho: ded 26267 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: are you 26267 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: giving 26268 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: the great sword 26268 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: to someone 26268 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: HUNGRY HUNGRY ORCIES 26268 | D:11 | gammafunk: that battleaxe was made for CHOPPIN 26268 | D:11 | ElMuncho: RIP WARLORD 26268 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: pie 26268 | D:11 | Roshnak: eat a pie 26270 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: SHIT 26270 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: NOOO 26270 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: THE ORCS 26270 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: why do my teeth feel really weird 26270 | D:11 | Reached skill level 24 in Axes 26271 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 26271 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: 26271 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: what the hell is going on 26271 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: fuck 26271 | D:11 | ElMuncho: he 26271 | D:11 | darkbubble: :D 26271 | D:11 | ElMuncho: buttfucked those 26271 | D:11 | ElMuncho: orcs 26271 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: raped 26271 | D:11 | gammafunk: arrhy 26271 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: ripi 26271 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: p 26271 | D:11 | darkbubble: That was hilarious 26271 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: oh well 26271 | D:11 | gammafunk: you don't have any cookies 26271 | D:11 | gammafunk: eat some 26271 | D:11 | ElMuncho: ripip 26271 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: i 26272 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: at least you can pray on their corpses to get piety back 26272 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: i think my teeth will fall out if i eat something 26273 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: what the hell is this 26275 | D:11 | gammafunk: I just ate two 26275 | D:11 | ElMuncho: VC YOU REMEMBER THE OGRIMM TWINS? 26280 | D:11 | gammafunk: I'm putting them away now 26283 | D:11 | gammafunk: two is ENOUGH 26283 | D:11 | ElMuncho: UGRIM* 26284 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: OGRIMM? 26296 | D:11 | Found Dalaq's Book Shoppe. 26297 | D:11 | ElMuncho: THE WARLORDS I HAD 26297 | D:11 | ElMuncho: AND ONE GOT BANISHED 26297 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: i wasnt there 26297 | D:11 | darkbubble: Will orcs use a 6lowgu^? 26297 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: WHAT THE HELL 26297 | D:11 | ElMuncho: sigh 26300 | D:11 | ElMuncho: ill 26300 | D:11 | ElMuncho: inform you 26300 | D:11 | ElMuncho: then 26305 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: ok 26307 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: ty 26307 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: do so 26307 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: this is horrible 26307 | D:11 | ElMuncho: i got 2 warlords 26307 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: mhm 26307 | D:11 | ElMuncho: both named ugrim 26307 | D:11 | ElMuncho: k 26307 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: fffuuuuccckkkk my jaw is rebelling against my body 26307 | D:11 | ElMuncho: and then 26307 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: lol ugrim 26307 | D:11 | ElMuncho: one got banidhed 26307 | D:11 | TheProvocateur: drop needles 26308 | D:11 | ElMuncho: so i was like 26308 | D:11 | ElMuncho: OFF TO RESCUE 26308 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: did you chase after him 26308 | D:11 | Lost mutation: You have a pair of small horns on your head. [potion of cure mutation] 26308 | D:11 | Lost mutation: Your muscles are strong, but stiff (Str +1, Dex -1). [potion of cure mutation] 26308 | D:11 | Lost mutation: You are clumsy (Dex -1). [potion of cure mutation] 26308 | D:11 | Lost mutation: You are dopey (Int -1). [potion of cure mutation] 26308 | D:11 | Lost mutation: You are partially covered in slimy green scales (AC +2). [potion of cure mutation] 26309 | D:11 | gammafunk: I fucking love bubbles: 6lowgu^ 26309 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: yea i knew you would 26309 | D:11 | ElMuncho: and the other one died 26309 | D:11 | darkbubble: Aw lame 26309 | D:11 | ElMuncho: in sight of a abyss portal 26309 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: aw 26309 | D:11 | ElMuncho: to a titanic slime 26309 | D:11 | ElMuncho: and then i died in abyss 26309 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: thats quite the story 26309 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: LOL 26309 | D:11 | ElMuncho: looking for ugrim 26309 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: HAHA 26309 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: fuck no seriously help me out here 26309 | D:11 | gammafunk: how did you get pie 26311 | D:11 | ElMuncho: vc 26311 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: DUUUUUDE 26311 | D:11 | ElMuncho: that 26311 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: what's the thign when the very roots of your teeth tickle 26311 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: LEMEM 26311 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: SEE UR MUTS 26311 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: is it a thign? 26311 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: PRESS A 26311 | D:11 | ElMuncho: was some young and the restless shit 26311 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: because 26311 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: this is horrible 26311 | D:11 | TheProvocateur: handaxe can go 26312 | D:11 | gammafunk: arrhy, it's root canal CANCER 26312 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: its a heartwarming story 26312 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: SHIT 26312 | D:11 | ElMuncho: its so sad 26312 | D:11 | ElMuncho: vc 26312 | D:11 | gammafunk: I'm sorry, worst than pancreatic cancer 26312 | D:11 | TheProvocateur: so can wand of flame 26312 | D:11 | ElMuncho: i never made another hopr 26312 | D:11 | ElMuncho: after that 26312 | D:11 | gammafunk: RIP arrhythmia 2013 26312 | D:11 | ElMuncho: ripip ugrim twins 26312 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: i heard you have a lot of fat deposits in your pancreas 26312 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: and need to pump insulin 26312 | D:11 | darkbubble: Should I ditch the 6lowgu^ a^d stuff? 26312 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: 10 times a day 26312 | D:11 | TheProvocateur: yeah 26312 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: your doctor says you'll lose your feet if you keep living this way 26312 | D:11 | Eclecticist: lol 26312 | D:11 | TheProvocateur: you already have rPois 26312 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: hey muncho 26312 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: go to the bots 26312 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: and search 26312 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: trcj guide 26312 | D:11 | gammafunk: trcj 26312 | D:11 | gammafunk: HAHAHAH 26312 | D:11 | ElMuncho: like me 26312 | D:11 | ElMuncho: link* 26312 | D:11 | ElMuncho: to the bots 26319 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: god i kind of want to break my fingers right nwo 26319 | D:11 | ElMuncho: 2lazy 26319 | D:11 | gammafunk: That's even worse than GhEE 26326 | D:11 | Eclecticist: http://crawl.develz.org/wordpress/bots 26326 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: http://crawl.develz.org/info/index.php?q=trcj+guide 26329 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: NOOOOOOOOOO 26332 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: oh 26336 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: nevm 26339 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: i still win 26343 | D:11 | Noticed Erica 26348 | D:11 | gammafunk: The salient points of the TrCj guide: 26348 | D:11 | gammafunk: Don't play TrCj 26349 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: no read it 26350 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: seriously 26353 | D:11 | ElMuncho: vc 26354 | D:11 | ElMuncho: wut did i read 26355 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: magic 26355 | D:11 | Killed Erica 26357 | D:11 | ElMuncho: wheres 26357 | D:11 | ElMuncho: 26357 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: a troll 26357 | D:11 | ElMuncho: NOPE 26360 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: on the quest to be a conjurer 26360 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: also muncho 26364 | D:11 | gammafunk: yeah, that's a good guide 26370 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: is this how babies feel when teething? 26371 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: https://crawl.develz.org/tavern/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=7483&sid=1b1f59316a4f1bde100910b70e699c12 26371 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: 'cause oh my god 26371 | D:11 | gammafunk: smells like......victory 26371 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: muncho post on that thread 26371 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: ty 26371 | D:11 | darkbubble: -3-3 o^ that greatsword 26371 | D:11 | TheProvocateur: drop it 26371 | D:11 | TheProvocateur: its garbage 26384 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: yea its pretty shit 26385 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: but antimagic is amazing 26388 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: if you find a antimagic axe give it to one of your boys 26399 | D:11 | ElMuncho: vc 26404 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: minormagic 26404 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: ! 26413 | D:11 | ElMuncho: what should i post 26421 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: anything 26422 | D:11 | ElMuncho: i 26422 | D:11 | ElMuncho: dunno 26422 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: just make up something 26436 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: wait 26436 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: hold on 26457 | D:11 | TheProvocateur: VpTm guide 26484 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: KILL ME 26493 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: no seriously why are the roots of my bottom incisors all TICKLING 26505 | D:11 | ElMuncho: hey vc 26507 | D:11 | ElMuncho: i think its time 26508 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: wait hodl on 26512 | D:11 | ElMuncho: for an inner peace run 26512 | D:11 | TheProvocateur: what did you eat recently? 26540 | D:11 | gammafunk: You just need to masturbate less frequently 26547 | D:11 | gammafunk: try to limit yourself to 5 times a day 26548 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: left over turkey! 26591 | D:11 | Paralysed by a giant eyeball for 2 turns 26594 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: GAMMAFUNK I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE 26594 | D:11 | Paralysed by a giant eyeball for 4 turns 26633 | D:11 | gammafunk: sorry 26762 | D:11 | TheProvocateur: heh 26951 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, By using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, He threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt, He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt 26951 | D:11 | frostHazard: QUOKKA~!!!!!!!!!!!! 26956 | D:11 | frostHazard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 26975 | D:11 | TheProvocateur: beautiful poem VC 26975 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: exxplicit btw 26975 | D:11 | darkbubble: That quokka is the team mascot 26975 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: hey its a test time 26975 | D:11 | ElMuncho: vc 26975 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: make your orc kill it 26975 | D:11 | ElMuncho: its 26975 | D:11 | darkbubble: 26975 | D:11 | ElMuncho: inner 26975 | D:11 | ElMuncho: peace 26976 | D:11 | ElMuncho: run 26976 | D:11 | ElMuncho: time 26976 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: ok 26979 | D:11 | Gadrel: vc for president imo 27071 | D:12 | Hiro: noooo 27072 | D:12 | Hiro: 27074 | D:12 | Hiro: not the priest ; ; 27077 | D:12 | Hiro: damn you bees 27078 | D:12 | gammafunk: My last speedrun fell down a shaft on d:10 27078 | D:12 | gammafunk: landed next to a lab portal 27081 | D:12 | gammafunk: but some killer bees 27085 | D:12 | gammafunk: I had to grab that spellbook on the floor for some reason 27085 | D:12 | gammafunk: RIP 27085 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: my DgMo 27085 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: had his lab portal 27086 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: run out 27087 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: THE TURN 27087 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: he stepped on it 27114 | D:12 | gammafunk: No, fell like TWO SQUARES away from it 27116 | D:12 | gammafunk: but my GREEDY ASS 27118 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: dont be greedy 27119 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: just win 27119 | D:12 | gammafunk: had to grab a stupid spellbook 27146 | D:12 | andrewhl: holy spectators batman 27158 | D:12 | andrewhl: hi everybody 27173 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: hai 27174 | D:12 | gammafunk: oh no, THE CANADIANS have arrived 27181 | D:12 | Gadrel: don't say hi to me 27182 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: oh SHIT 27183 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: THE CANADIANS 27184 | D:12 | ElMuncho: man 27184 | D:12 | ElMuncho: even 27184 | D:12 | andrewhl: it was a universal hi. I'm sorry if it splattered you. 27184 | D:12 | ElMuncho: my inner peace runs suck 27184 | D:12 | TheProvocateur: gettin' racial up in here 27185 | D:12 | andrewhl: My aim tends to be pretty sloppy 27187 | D:12 | Gadrel: c-c-c-ombo breaker! 27294 | D:12 | Gadrel: this dude doesn't know how to move diagonally 27325 | D:12 | Found a portal to a secret trove of treasure. 27328 | D:12 | TheProvocateur: ooooo 27329 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: whoa 27329 | D:12 | andrewhl: DUDE CAN HEAR YOU MAN 27329 | D:12 | gammafunk: yay trove 27329 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: a trove 27330 | D:12 | TheProvocateur: trove 27330 | D:12 | ElMuncho: mimic 27331 | D:12 | ElMuncho: calling 27331 | D:12 | ElMuncho: it 27334 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: CHECK THE TROVE 27334 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: IT LEADS TO TREASURE 27336 | D:12 | ElMuncho: ITS A MIMIC 27336 | D:12 | ElMuncho: or 27337 | D:12 | andrewhl: Troves are a lie! THEY'RE A LIE 27337 | D:12 | ElMuncho: it wants 50 curemuts 27338 | D:12 | Gadrel: LEARN TO MOVE DIAGONALLY DARKBUBBLE 27340 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: that is qutie a random trov 27340 | D:12 | darkbubble: What's a trove? 27340 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: e 27342 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: A TROVE 27342 | D:12 | TheProvocateur: shny 27342 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: it requires a item 27342 | D:12 | gammafunk: WHAT IS A TROVE 27343 | D:12 | TheProvocateur: shiny* 27343 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: WANTS AN ITEM 27343 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: AND LEADS TO TREASURE 27343 | D:12 | TheProvocateur: lol 27343 | D:12 | ElMuncho: NOPE 27343 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: and gives you rare artifacts in return 27343 | D:12 | Hiro: lol 27343 | D:12 | gammafunk: lucky bastad 27343 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: lol 27343 | D:12 | darkbubble: Hahaha 27343 | D:12 | Tulip: wuuuut 27343 | D:12 | Hiro: thats easy 27343 | D:12 | Hiro: to be fair 27343 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: eh 27343 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: to be fair 27343 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: by the time 27343 | D:12 | Hiro: only four scrolls 27343 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: i'd totally just 27343 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: use the GDA 27343 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: you get a gold dragon hide 27343 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: though 27343 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: you probably already won 27343 | D:12 | ElMuncho: my trove wanted cerebov, alive 27343 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: LOL 27354 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: i actually 27354 | D:12 | gammafunk: CEREBOV IN CHAINS 27356 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: as a hill orc of beogh 27356 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: id rather use 27356 | D:12 | Was placed under penance by Beogh 27356 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: a fire dragon armour 27356 | D:12 | gammafunk: That's a porn title by the way 27356 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: and cast haste 27356 | D:12 | legoman727: Oh god 27356 | D:12 | darkbubble: Fuck 27356 | D:12 | ElMuncho: AHAHAHHA 27356 | D:12 | Tulip: oh shit 27356 | D:12 | legoman727: WELP 27356 | D:12 | legoman727: RIP 27356 | D:12 | ElMuncho: FEEL MY PAIN 27356 | D:12 | legoman727: that's two Warlords 27356 | D:12 | ElMuncho: I DID IT WITH TSO AND BUTTERFLIES THO 27356 | D:12 | Hiro: lol 27357 | D:12 | Hiro: bye 27357 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: welp 27357 | D:12 | TheProvocateur: eh oh 27357 | D:12 | andrewhl: HAHAHA 27357 | D:12 | ElMuncho: gg 27357 | D:12 | Hiro: fun run so far 27357 | D:12 | TheProvocateur: tele 27357 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: just run away 27357 | D:12 | Hiro: that was awesome 27357 | D:12 | andrewhl: was that scroll of immolation? 27357 | D:12 | andrewhl: SLIIICK 27357 | D:12 | ElMuncho: lol 27358 | D:12 | ElMuncho: rip followers 27358 | D:12 | legoman727: This floor is now perma fucked till Beogh forgives you 27358 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: you might get back their trust 27358 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: what 27358 | D:12 | Riukken: :D 27358 | D:12 | Hiro: taht made my day 27358 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: what just happened 27358 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: uh 27358 | D:12 | Hiro: thank you 27359 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: immolation 27360 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: the fuck just happened 27360 | D:12 | ElMuncho: immolation 27361 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: ahhahahahaaa 27363 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: immollation 27363 | D:12 | andrewhl: SMOOOOTH 27364 | D:12 | ElMuncho: arrrrr 27365 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: SMOOOTTHH 27367 | D:12 | ElMuncho: remember i did it with tso 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: and butterflies 27370 | D:12 | Hiro: can he get them back? 27370 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: no 27370 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: i don't 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: NO ONE 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: EVERY 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: ever 27370 | D:12 | darkbubble: *she 27370 | D:12 | Gadrel: oh god darkbubble, LEARN TO MOVE DIAGONALLY 27370 | D:12 | Hiro: no clue how this works 27370 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: TSO is a dirtbag though 27370 | D:12 | legoman727: yeah that ended my last HOPr run. 27370 | D:12 | legoman727: I had Blork and everything 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: remembers 27370 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: i'm too busy focussing on the ALMIGHTY FUCKING GRIEF coming from my mouth 27370 | D:12 | Gadrel: you waste so much time 27370 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: "I had blork" 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: rofl 27370 | D:12 | gammafunk: WAIT 27370 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: >> implying blork matters 27370 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: DON'T 27370 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: KILL 27370 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: YOUR FRIENDS 27370 | D:12 | legoman727: He has fancy pants 27370 | D:12 | gammafunk: DO HIS DIAGONAL KEYS EVEN WORK?! 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: its time 27370 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: dont kill your friends 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: to kill them 27370 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: just come back 27370 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: later 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: they 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: have to die 27370 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: they might join you back 27370 | D:12 | darkbubble: I just do^'t use them 27370 | D:12 | legoman727: it's funny that you think they won't kill HIM. 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: they bretrayed you 27370 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: YOU DO 27370 | D:12 | darkbubble: Ofte^ 27370 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: ALL THE TIME 27370 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: also 27370 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: they can 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: when you clothed them 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: kill them 27370 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: totally whoop your ass 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: for their treason 27370 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: they will whoop your ass 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: let them nkow 27370 | D:12 | Eclecticist: ouch what did i miss? 27370 | D:12 | Gadrel: why does your N key make ^? 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: who is the best orc 27370 | D:12 | CursedNobleman: what trove? 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: BEOGH PICKED YOU 27370 | D:12 | legoman727: scroll of immolation 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: NOT THEM 27370 | D:12 | legoman727: on his entire army 27370 | D:12 | Gadrel: wtf is wrong with you and your keyboard dark 27370 | D:12 | ElMuncho: drugs 27370 | D:12 | legoman727: including two warlords 27370 | D:12 | darkbubble: Spilled wi^e o^ it. 27370 | D:12 | gammafunk: rofl 27370 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: spilled wine n and b don't work 27372 | D:12 | Riukken: 0.14 update - Joining Beogh will now give you a stun rod with limited charges, if using on aggressive orc it will pacify them until your penance is over. 27372 | D:12 | Tulip: hahaha what 27372 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: DON'T 27372 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: FIGHT THEM 27372 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: what wine was it 27372 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 27372 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: PLEASE 27372 | D:12 | ElMuncho: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 27372 | D:12 | legoman727: YOU CAN NOT TAKE THEM 27372 | D:12 | gammafunk: literally had no idea what you typed 27372 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: DON'T DO THIS 27372 | D:12 | legoman727: RUN AWAY 27372 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: DONT 27372 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: YOU WILL DIE 27372 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: PLZ 27373 | D:12 | legoman727: YOU FOOL 27374 | D:12 | ElMuncho: LLOLOL 27374 | D:12 | ElMuncho: KILL 27374 | D:12 | ElMuncho: THEM 27376 | D:11 | ElMuncho: AMM 27376 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: THEY WILL JOIN YOU BACK 27376 | D:11 | Tulip: THERE IS NO ESCAPE 27376 | D:11 | ElMuncho: ALL 27376 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: LATER 27377 | D:11 | ElMuncho: NO THE YWONT 27378 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: JUST TRUST IN BEOGH 27380 | D:11 | ElMuncho: KILL THEM NOW 27381 | D:11 | legoman727: NEVER LISTEN TO MUNCHO 27386 | D:11 | TheProvocateur: go to layer branchs 27387 | D:11 | ElMuncho: BEOGH ALREADY HATES YOU 27387 | D:11 | CursedNobleman: go to the mnes 27401 | D:11 | CursedNobleman: and start running em through 27401 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: she already did mines 27490 | Orc:1 | VengefulCarrot: you will definately find more orcs in dungeon 27490 | Orc:1 | legoman727: just go to Lair for a bit. 27490 | Orc:1 | ElMuncho: ooo 27490 | Orc:1 | ElMuncho: new teletraps 27490 | Orc:1 | legoman727: Beogh wil forgive you 27490 | Orc:1 | darkbubble: May6e I should go 6ack a^d pick up stragglers 27498 | Orc:2 | VengefulCarrot: uh 27498 | Orc:2 | legoman727: they won't join you 27498 | Orc:2 | VengefulCarrot: i dont think 27500 | Orc:3 | VengefulCarrot: they iwll join you 27500 | Orc:3 | legoman727: while Beogh's pissed 27500 | Orc:3 | ElMuncho: the hate you 27500 | Orc:3 | VengefulCarrot: wiht no piety 27500 | Orc:3 | Gadrel: no you should get a new keyboard wtf is this shit 27500 | Orc:3 | darkbubble: I^ the mi^es I mea^ 27500 | Orc:3 | Riukken: Check your penance 27500 | Orc:3 | ElMuncho: listen to muncho 27500 | Orc:3 | ElMuncho: muncho is god 27500 | Orc:3 | Gadrel: one with numpad so you can move diagonally 27500 | Orc:3 | darkbubble: If ^othi^g else there are shri^es here 27500 | Orc:3 | VengefulCarrot: they wont join you while you are pissed i think 27501 | Orc:3 | gammafunk: VI keys 27505 | Orc:3 | ElMuncho: they wont JOIN you 27507 | Orc:3 | gammafunk: even in doomrl 27512 | Orc:3 | VengefulCarrot: i mean beogh is pissed* 27514 | Orc:3 | gammafunk: accept no alternatives 27515 | Orc:3 | ElMuncho: but the already converted ones like you 27516 | Orc:3 | Arrhythmia: seriously 27517 | Orc:3 | ElMuncho: i think 27517 | Orc:3 | Arrhythmia: anyone who doesn't 27517 | Orc:3 | Arrhythmia: use vi-keys 27519 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: has already lost 27519 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: also getting piety doesnt help penance 27519 | Orc:4 | ElMuncho: I DONT 27519 | Orc:4 | ElMuncho: PROLLEM 27519 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: uh 27524 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: that's exactly how you get out of penance 27527 | Orc:4 | gammafunk: muncho, that's why 27530 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: no its not 27534 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: penance is just timed 27536 | Orc:4 | ElMuncho: gamma 27536 | Orc:4 | ElMuncho: sh 27538 | Orc:4 | ElMuncho: nope 27539 | Orc:4 | legoman727: just pray to Beogh 27540 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: no it's not 27542 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: it only goes down 27542 | Orc:4 | Hiro: this isnt nethack 27543 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: when you experience wrath 27543 | Orc:4 | Tulip: oh no 27543 | Orc:4 | Arrhythmia: or gain piety 27544 | Orc:4 | legoman727: er. pray over the orc corpse 27549 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: i thought its just wrath 27551 | Orc:4 | legoman727: now just go do Lair 27551 | Orc:4 | Hiro: orc zombie still loves you 27551 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: piety just adds up on the stars 27553 | Orc:4 | legoman727: kill a bunch of not orcs 27565 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: which means you can technically have penance 27569 | Orc:4 | TotallyNotMuncho: HI PEOPLE IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE 27572 | Orc:4 | VengefulCarrot: and get up to 6 stars 27573 | Orc:4 | legoman727: and eventually Beogh will forgive you 27644 | D:9 | Tulip: who is this notmuncho person 27644 | D:9 | VengefulCarrot: no clue 27646 | D:9 | ElMuncho: he isnt me 27672 | D:10 | VengefulCarrot: i doubt hes muncho 27697 | D:11 | TotallyNotMuncho: obv not muncho 27700 | D:11 | gammafunk: I doubt carrot is muncho 27725 | D:11 | gammafunk: but I'm not 100% sure 27730 | D:11 | ElMuncho: i think its vc 27750 | D:11 | gammafunk: honestly 27755 | D:11 | gammafunk: That's Totally Muncho 27757 | D:11 | gammafunk: is the next great sitcom 27760 | D:11 | TotallyMuncho: no 27761 | D:11 | TotallyMuncho: im totally muncho 27763 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: you are going to die 27763 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: hes totally muncho 27763 | D:11 | TotallyMuncho: he understands 27763 | D:11 | gammafunk: don't slash morbeogh 27763 | D:11 | gammafunk: woah 27763 | D:11 | darkbubble: I'm sorry Mor6eogh ;_; 27763 | D:11 | gammafunk: his name 27763 | D:11 | gammafunk: is morbeogh 27765 | D:11 | ElMuncho: MOREBROGH 27765 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: why are you doing this darkbubble 27767 | D:11 | Arrhythmia: MOR BEOGH MOR PROBLEMS 27767 | D:11 | ElMuncho: killh 27767 | D:11 | ElMuncho: him 27773 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: just go donw to the next floor 27776 | D:11 | legoman727: just get down the stairs 27778 | D:11 | ElMuncho: THE MESSIAH 27779 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: get ur piety back 27784 | D:11 | VengefulCarrot: and rejoin them 27788 | D:11 | CursedNobleman: it would be epic if they killed him 27788 | D:11 | ElMuncho: WILL NOT BE A HILL ORC 27790 | D:12 | legoman727: OH GOD 27790 | D:12 | CursedNobleman: oh man 27790 | D:12 | ElMuncho: ROFL 27790 | D:12 | ElMuncho: NOPE 27790 | D:12 | ElMuncho: GG 27790 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: not that stairs 27790 | D:12 | Eclecticist: lol damn 27790 | D:12 | CursedNobleman: my wishes become reality 27790 | D:12 | ElMuncho: pls 27790 | D:12 | ElMuncho: die 27790 | D:12 | ElMuncho: for me 27790 | D:12 | ElMuncho: pls 27790 | D:12 | legoman727: Blink up left 27791 | D:12 | ElMuncho: go 27791 | D:12 | ElMuncho: up the steps 27791 | D:12 | ElMuncho: wow 27791 | D:12 | ElMuncho: that worked? 27791 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: THEY ARE AFRAID 27792 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: no i don't think this is your "wish" CN 27792 | D:12 | Hiro: you dun fucked up 27793 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: OF THE GREAT MISSIAH 27796 | D:12 | legoman727: ahahhaha 27797 | D:12 | ElMuncho: AHAHAH 27812 | D:12 | Hiro: lol 27812 | D:12 | legoman727: quaff heals you fool 27812 | D:12 | Tulip: AAAAAAAAAAAAA 27813 | D:12 | ElMuncho: suddenlyorcwarlods 27816 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: i just like to imagine that's everyone laughing at my sick burn 27818 | D:12 | legoman727: actually just wait here 27820 | D:12 | legoman727: use the zombie 27820 | D:12 | legoman727: as 27820 | D:12 | legoman727: never mind 27821 | D:12 | ElMuncho: open 27821 | D:12 | ElMuncho: the 27824 | D:12 | Tulip: CLOSE DOOR 27827 | D:12 | ElMuncho: SLAM 27829 | D:12 | Tulip: weeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeee 27830 | D:12 | CursedNobleman: skip this floor 27835 | D:12 | legoman727: stop wandering 27838 | D:12 | ElMuncho: uh 27838 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: just skip this floor come back alter 27839 | D:12 | ElMuncho: no 27973 | D:12 | ElMuncho: CLEAR EVERYFLOOR 27973 | D:12 | ElMuncho: FULLY 28051 | D:12 | VengefulCarrot: beogh needs to do angry stuff to you 28051 | D:12 | ElMuncho: BEFORE MOVING ON 28091 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: VC 28091 | D:12 | Tulip: Mmm pie... 28092 | D:12 | ElMuncho: throw the pie at the warlords 28110 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: "piety" under the bots 28112 | D:12 | Arrhythmia: "When you gain piety, first try to deduct as many points of penance." 28131 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: oh ok 28134 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: i didnt know that 28135 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: i was looking at penance 28137 | D:13 | CursedNobleman: he got a nice rock off on you i think 28138 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: and it didnt say anything about piety 28139 | D:13 | ElMuncho: hue 28143 | D:13 | frostHazard: OMG 28145 | D:13 | TheProvocateur: stop running into darkness 28152 | D:13 | TheProvocateur: hall ways = friend 28157 | D:13 | frostHazard: this is so epic 28158 | D:13 | Tulip: This is insane 28168 | D:13 | ElMuncho: hope you didnt like regen 28168 | D:13 | ElMuncho: 28290 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: does beogh accept sacrifice 28290 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: this character is still pretty balls out even without an army 28290 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: ? 28291 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: only orc corpses 28292 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: or just orcs 28476 | D:13 | Tulip: it never ends ); 28476 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: time to killthings 28476 | D:13 | gammafunk: AC could be higher 28479 | D:13 | gammafunk: have we trained armour? 28488 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: no 28496 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: mayb 28496 | D:13 | frostHazard: FUCK 28496 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: i dont know 28498 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: i think a little 28502 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: sup frosthazard 28502 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: boegh was giving a nice AC boost 28502 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: but 28509 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: then we kinda fucked that up 28515 | D:13 | gammafunk: oh, orcish bonus 28516 | D:13 | frostHazard: HOLY FUCK 28516 | D:13 | darkbubble: lol omh 28516 | D:13 | darkbubble: omg 28519 | D:13 | gammafunk: om^ 28520 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: i hate when your orc gets confused 28531 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: and then beats the shit out of you 28538 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: and you cant hit it back 28538 | D:13 | TotallyNotMuncho: lol 28555 | D:13 | frostHazard: this is intense 28582 | D:13 | gammafunk: eat o 28582 | D:13 | gammafunk: it's a pie 28582 | D:13 | TotallyNotMuncho: no 28583 | D:13 | TotallyNotMuncho: dont do it 28588 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: throw a pie at your warlord 28593 | D:13 | TotallyMuncho: ^ 28594 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: maybe hell find it funny and join you back 28594 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: 28755 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: lol 28776 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: everyone look at minmay's reply in the thread 28776 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: PIETY 28776 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: ! 28782 | D:13 | gammafunk: Next we need keystone kops 28783 | D:13 | TheProvocateur: nope 28786 | D:13 | gammafunk: and of course rubber hoses 28796 | D:13 | ElMuncho: " 28797 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: the best part 28799 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: about 28801 | D:13 | ElMuncho: "i would not want to have sex with a tiles player, personally. "don't stick your dick in crazy" or something" 28901 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: adom 28944 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: was self-flaggelation 28948 | D:13 | ElMuncho: that sentence 28956 | D:13 | ElMuncho: is just 28959 | D:13 | ElMuncho: wut 28967 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: muncho 28968 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: did you read 29030 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: the image? 29069 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: HOLY 29069 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: SHIT 29069 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: PIETY 29069 | D:13 | ElMuncho: i skimmed it 29069 | D:13 | darkbubble: why 29069 | D:13 | ElMuncho: ripip 29069 | D:13 | darkbubble: whyyyyy 29069 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: you should 29069 | D:13 | legoman727: um. 29069 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: read it 29069 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: again 29069 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: in depth 29069 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: just kill them 29069 | D:13 | legoman727: Beogh 29069 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: hes testing you 29070 | D:13 | gammafunk: pennance... 29070 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: its atest 29071 | D:13 | gammafunk: is a bitch 29071 | D:13 | TheProvocateur: no piety 29072 | D:13 | legoman727: priest first 29074 | D:13 | gammafunk: they have weapons 29074 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: everything first 29076 | D:13 | gammafunk: of orc slaying 29076 | D:13 | doctordoom: wth did he do to piss beogh off? 29077 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: immolation 29080 | D:13 | legoman727: on two warlords 29083 | D:13 | legoman727: and three knights. 29083 | D:13 | TheProvocateur: on her army 29084 | D:13 | doctordoom: lol 29099 | D:13 | Eclecticist: i warned you about immolation scrolls like when you first started this game, bubble lol 29104 | D:13 | CursedNobleman: little things in life 29104 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: heal plz 29104 | D:13 | legoman727: quaff heals 29104 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: rest* 29105 | D:13 | legoman727: or rest 29105 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: REST UP 29110 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: uh 29111 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: OH SHIT 29111 | D:13 | CursedNobleman: good god. 29114 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: anyways 29114 | D:13 | doctordoom: ahahaha 29114 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: phew 29114 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: one penance thing 29210 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: is 29314 | D:13 | doctordoom: I like the way he/she plays 29314 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: beogh sends some dancing weapons at you 29354 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: with 29365 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: orc-slaying branded on them 29365 | D:13 | legoman727: ARE YOUR DIAGONALS BROKEN 29379 | D:13 | legoman727: giving us all heart attacks 29379 | D:13 | CursedNobleman: this is like teaching muncho 29379 | D:13 | CursedNobleman: im enjoying this 29380 | D:13 | Tulip: so huh is beogh going to be pissed for a while 29385 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: i think you're enjoying it for other reasons 29385 | D:13 | Reached skill level 25 in Axes 29388 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: more potential troops :( 29389 | D:13 | gammafunk: lol 29394 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: WHY DID THIS HAVE T HAPPEN 29395 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: T_T 29415 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: uh 29415 | D:13 | TheProvocateur: piety 29415 | D:13 | frostHazard: ORC SLAUGHTER! 29415 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: ded 29415 | D:13 | doctordoom: look at all those fine converts being wasted 29416 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: battle frenzy 29416 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: uhoh 29417 | D:13 | gammafunk: bubles 29417 | D:13 | gammafunk: *bubbles 29417 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: LOL 29418 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: BOLT 29418 | D:13 | gammafunk: you are going to die 29418 | D:13 | TheProvocateur: crossbow 29419 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: checkmate 29420 | D:13 | doctordoom: escape options? 29420 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: yeah 29420 | D:13 | Arrhythmia: the crossbow is checkmate 29420 | D:13 | CursedNobleman: shes dead on the inside 29421 | D:13 | TheProvocateur: blink 29421 | D:13 | doctordoom: blink blink blink 29421 | D:13 | Tulip: bliiink? 29421 | D:13 | gammafunk: whyyyyyy 29423 | D:13 | gammafunk: are you doing thiiiiiis 29428 | D:13 | gammafunk: omg 29428 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: eeep 29428 | D:13 | frostHazard: OMG 29429 | D:13 | ElMuncho: dead 29429 | D:13 | ElMuncho: dead 29429 | D:13 | VengefulCarrot: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep 29429 | D:13 | ElMuncho: dead 29429 | D:13 | Shot with a bolt by an orc knight Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 | 13-15 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Hand axe | 123 | 180 | 281 | 541 | 179 || 1304 Battleaxe | | | | | 629 || 629 Club | | | | | 1 || 1 Throw: Throwing net | | | | 1 | 1 || 2 Hand axe | | | | 1 | || 1 Pie | | | | | 1 || 1 Invok: Smiting | | 3 | | 24 | 13 || 40 Recall Orcish Fol | | | 2 | 6 | 6 || 14 Evoke: Wand | | | | 1 | 4 || 5 Rod | | | | | 1 || 1 Use: Scroll | | 6 | | 16 | 14 || 36 Potion | | | | 16 | 5 || 21 Stab: Sleeping | 1 | | | | || 1 Distracted | | 1 | 1 | 7 | 6 || 15